LOSING WATER FAST (HELP) needed

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Cant wait to read his introduction on lruk :D why do some people leave their sense of humour at the door.
It's fun in here if you join in the abuse, where else can you go to get top advise and fun as well.
 
H&S festers yer brain and yer manhood.

Yer bought a landie so throw yer shurt and tie in the washin, get the jeans and Tshurt on, and go, and give it loads of aggression, get it all bashed and muddy wiff a bunch of mates who share the same ethos, go and get ****ed afterwards and share your experiences.

I imagine hearty vomiting is involved too!

Better still take yer wife, find a quiet spot somewhere and give her a good seing to, something different, up against a tree, on the bonnet, on the fookin roof.

My compliments to your life partner.

vulgar my arse.

I will trust your opinion on what it looks like. No need for images.

Even if yer post a load of **** then worst is we take the ****.

That is good to know.

Oh and yer can keep the finer details of the wife on the roof thing ter yerself.

And you can trust me to do so! :D

....... I see. This is a macho cult thing...nothing to do with mechanics, knowledge, mutual assistance or even real usage.

If I put on a chest rug, saddle up the ole Landy, urinate on the tyres, and roll on down the Motorway shrieking explicatives to the passing traffic, is that cool enough? :cool:
 
I imagine hearty vomiting is involved too!



My compliments to your life partner.



I will trust your opinion on what it looks like. No need for images.



That is good to know.



And you can trust me to do so! :D

....... I see. This is a macho cult thing...nothing to do with mechanics, knowledge, mutual assistance or even real usage.

If I put on a chest rug, saddle up the ole Landy, urinate on the tyres, and roll on down the Motorway shrieking explicatives to the passing traffic, is that cool enough? :cool:

If yer gona be sick then dunt drink too much, I'm never sick, you never bin ****ed then??

Thanks for that I have a nice life mate, gona be out all week off roadin.

I love dressin up, but yel need to dress the wife up too, take it yer a baldy fooker, the chest wig un all that. Try fish nets and stilleetos, black lether or pvc nice and tight, get the wife to dress up as spider man or sumut. Then roll on down the motorway, sounds cool to me.

I'm not really into beastiality, ****ing on tyres un all that, but at least yer makin an effort.
 
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