On or around Tue, 27 Sep 2005 10:23:03 +0100, Mother <"@ {mother}
@"@101fc.net> enlightened us thusly:
>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 22:15:01 +0100, Ian Rawlings
><[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>If what you are concerned about is him putting a lot of wellie in, how
>>else is he supposed to test a power upgrade?
>
>Plenty ways. I think Richard was more concerned about the driving
>technique.
>
>Imagine a sort of hyper Alan Titchmarsh, who obviosuly knows his own
>'back garden' and insists upon driving the lawnmower at full pelt
>around the thorny rosebed - whilst blindfold - with you strapped to
>the front, naked...
If he'd been driving my vehicle like that, with me in it, I'd have been
inclined to demand that he stop pronto, let me drive, then while changing
over from passenger to driver's seat, accidentally lock the cnut out and
drive off.
The above, naturally assumes a factual account of the incident. I have no
reason to disbelieve what I was told, however.
Some years back I was in uni in Aber. A certain gentleman was the tranport
officer for Aber Rag, and I was one of their drivers - they like mature
students as they're old enough to go on the insurance when they're in the
first year, and thus not too busy. I was once driven somewhere by said chap
in one of the transit minibuses, and in my honest opinon, he drove far too
fast, on a single-track winding road. He was also heard to boast of being
able to drive, in a laden minibus, from Aberystwyth to the (Severn) bridge
in 2 hours 5 minutes. I could do the same in 2 and a half hours, and I
wasn't going slowly. Someone mentioned this boast, to which I said that he
was a fecking nutter, OWTTE. This was reported back to him and he took a
dim view; But I stand by it: on the roads he'd have been using, in the
dark, mostly, he was at least some of the time gogin sufficiently fast that
he'd not have been able to stop if there had been something in the road
around one of the many corners; and not everything that blocks the road has
lights on it.
He also called into question my night vision (admittedly not excellent but
adequate) as a result of the fact that I had re-set the headlamp aim on one
of the buses (after no action was forthcoming having made an official
complaint about same) which was producing a shorter beam pattern on main
beam than it should have been on dip. He made the point that it wasn't my
job (true), that it had then had to be taken to the garage (also true) and
that it didn't need adjusting in the first place (definitely false, I know
what headlamp alignment is meant to look like). As a result they lost a
driver.
I wrote 'em a terse letter commenting that I wasn't so irresponsible as to
drive a busload of people around if I knew that my vision wasn't adequate,
never got any reply, though. Man was an arse.
--
Austin Shackles.
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therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee"
John Donne (1571? - 1631) Devotions, XVII