Jeez, I need to get a life!

This is baaaad, I just looked and I've been in just about every thread on this page :banplease:

I'm outa here!!! :ballchain: :bolt:

Cant be as bad as me last night

i was that bored in my hotel

i even strayed into the

Gaylander forum for a lurk

wtf do I do with a month in france-can order food,beer, petrol pump number. I'm ****ed

:hysterically_laughi

:kettlepot:

And with your name even turning off your avatar won't hide the shame if you posted there

F##k posting there

they have more engine trouble than our forum

k series
what a piece of junk

Fanatic
the line you need to practice on french ladies goes

vous le vous encoule vous avec moi ce'st soir

or vous donnez la tete

tete = head
encoluez = sleep

sure u will get the general idea then u will be proper f##ked

apologies on spelling etc

sure datatek or one of the other memebers living in france will be along to correct me

vous avez peu de merde je baise ta mère

puis-je dîner vin et va te faire foutre

good lad i am sure you will not get too lonely in the month

if not i have some translation software to help you somewhere
or alternativly
you could take rave on a laptop and read it cover to cover then you would be the man to fix all our problems

jacking someone's wifi
My godmother is french-****ing nightmare I can discuss nuclear fusion in english but french is a mystery Male'female ****.
Have a netbook and a french/english translator= bargain

and wifi

to keep us allupdated on the culinary delights you have eaten from the nation that thinks it is the worlds best at cooking and eatin

oh yeah and surrendering

are we talking french military victories (google)

fanatic said:

jacking someone's wifi
My godmother is french-****ing nightmare I can discuss nuclear fusion in english but french is a mystery Male'female ****.
Have a netbook and a french/english translator= bargain

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miss-read that I think.....mistook wifi for wifey

Ah mon cherie, je t'aime ooh la la

off

non non non

that line will just get you in trouble irish medic

ya tell me about it, was on holidays in the Vendee a few yrs ago, tried it on after a few drinks with a local girl, nearly got killed by her brother. Won't be trying that again

S'il vous plaît dites-moi votre histoire familiale, vous avez les yeux comme dans un rêve et je suis votre humble serviteur
Je veux être avec vous pendant au moins 45 minutes, à moins que votre soeur baise mieux
june a month in south of france=**** I'm shagged

bet your not even taking your landy, so
u cant play off road
or fix it for the month you are there in the sunshine

fanatic said:

S'il vous plaît dites-moi votre histoire familiale, vous avez les yeux comme dans un rêve et je suis votre humble serviteur
Je veux être avec vous pendant au moins 45 minutes, à moins que votre soeur baise mieux
june a month in south of france=**** I'm shagged

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France = a great place to live, not to many zumerzet scumbags to get ****ed and start fighting
Oh and French women are a darn sight more accomodating than the UK variety

Hi

am away in France for a week with the P38 anyone near Saumur in the loire valley just in case i break down or better still meet up for a beer ?