Jeez, I need to get a life!

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wtf do I do with a month in france-can order food,beer, petrol pump number. I'm ****ed
 
F##k posting there

they have more engine trouble than our forum

k series
what a piece of junk

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the line you need to practice on french ladies goes

vous le vous encoule vous avec moi ce'st soir

or vous donnez la tete

tete = head
encoluez = sleep

sure u will get the general idea then u will be proper f##ked

apologies on spelling etc

sure datatek or one of the other memebers living in france will be along to correct me
 
good lad i am sure you will not get too lonely in the month

if not i have some translation software to help you somewhere
or alternativly
you could take rave on a laptop and read it cover to cover then you would be the man to fix all our problems
 
jacking someone's wifi:D
My godmother is french-****ing nightmare I can discuss nuclear fusion in english but french is a mystery Male'female ****.
Have a netbook and a french/english translator= bargain
 
ya tell me about it, was on holidays in the Vendee a few yrs ago, tried it on after a few drinks with a local girl, nearly got killed by her brother. Won't be trying that again
 
S'il vous plaît dites-moi votre histoire familiale, vous avez les yeux comme dans un rêve et je suis votre humble serviteur
Je veux être avec vous pendant au moins 45 minutes, à moins que votre soeur baise mieux
june a month in south of france=**** I'm shagged
 
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S'il vous plaît dites-moi votre histoire familiale, vous avez les yeux comme dans un rêve et je suis votre humble serviteur
Je veux être avec vous pendant au moins 45 minutes, à moins que votre soeur baise mieux
june a month in south of france=**** I'm shagged

France = a great place to live, not to many zumerzet scumbags to get ****ed and start fighting:p
Oh and French women are a darn sight more accomodating than the UK variety:D:D:D
 
Hi

am away in France for a week with the P38 anyone near Saumur in the loire valley just in case i break down or better still meet up for a beer ?
 
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