Is the Freelander for us ?

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not listning. . . .not gonna git wound up. . .doop de dum de dooo. . . .git the rockit ready porky !!!!were gonna kick sum arse :( :( :(
 
yer forgot this bit daft

Freelanders are't up to suburban kerb mounting, which is the main off road activity of these vehicles

Not for me it wouldn't be.

I'm not familiar with all the terminology on this forum, so am I right in thinking 'slitties' is a pretty racist term for Japanese built vehicles?
 
I have been stoned on numerous occasions and the old man used to beat the buggary out of us with a stick when I was a nipper. So yes and I still prefer whips and chains. Oh and a flowery pink dress as well.
 
Bless your cotton socks. I can just imagine you being all pleased because you've 'driven someone off the site'. And kept it for yourselves to live on every night, posting nonsense on an unregulated internet forum rather than living your lives, meeting real people, or actually getting out and driving your LRs.

Ironically, the Mad Hat Man seemed to be the only guy with any sense, trying to educate and point out alternatives.

The funny thing is, the 'Gaylander' owners of today could be the Disco and Defender enthusiasts of tomorrow. Unless your attitudes and 'special talk' convince them they'd be better of buying a more reliable 'slittie'. We'll probably never know.

Cue responses of 'yer but yoo is knot noahing what yos talkking boot' etc
 
You've got it spot on Jon, but just coz yer don't understand it don't mean others don't enjoy it so if it's that offensive to you, might i respectfully suggest that you go and find a way to spend your time which you don't find morally repugnant...or are you just still here to get something off your chest and make you feel better about yourself?
 
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