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**** off

loatmead said:

HI ALL
Well said.After a **** day u always put a smile on my face with you light hearted banter. Keep it up.
REGARDS Mr ****

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Hi LOAT
I have taken this opertuninty to edit your post so that it fits with teh approved style of posting
hope this helps
regards slob











































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ya ****

Your so right slob, but just remember that c-nts are usefull

loatmead said:

Your so right slob, but just remember that c-nts are usefull

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aye but a pound of liver don't got that naggin thing attached to it

they aren't actually that useful, if you compare them to a cordless drill for example they are pretty useless

Ah but a cordless drill can break down at any time, where as a c-unt only goes wrong once a mounth.Also its much more unique than liver as it taists of chicken and smells of fish.

aye but adrill dint give yer feckin earache

That is so very true, but there are a few ways to keep it quiet,and funnily enough one of them involves a meat.

I'd just like to point out that of late the amount and nature of banter has deeply upset me, and can clearly be offensive to those logging onto this forum for the first time. It is alsoclearly detracting from the useful information that is being attempted to be conveyed to those with genuine queries.

However, I should also state that I mostly talk bollocks and that anything I say should be disregarded.

Ok we will disregard u from now on

cashybai said:

However, I should also state that I mostly talk bollocks.

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Ah now it all becomes clear

Why do you think I come on here so much? Always such an appreciative audience....

cashybai said:

Why do you think I come on here so much?

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Cuz you enjoy gittin flamed?

Dunt you mean roasted???

Hold on a mo, how many posts have I got? Bin done up like a newbie here.....

We're good at answering yer burning questions?

Well the newbies is all in hiding as Slobs scared em away. So what better then a self confessed botty banging Gaylander owning Fireman

Ah balls, Git back on yer own forum, piggin tratter drivers...wheres Ming when I need support?









On second forts..........HELP....GAYLANDER DRIVER GETTIN ROASTED!





Not Spit before anyone sez it....In yer dreams Grippa...I'll wear me uniform if it does it fer ya?

cashybai said:

Ah balls, Git back on yer own forum, piggin tratter drivers...wheres Ming when I need support?

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gettin pulled out by a Tratta.:d

The Mad Hat Man said:

gettin pulled out by a Tratta.:d

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