Oh Canyon, dear Canyon.
I hope that your tape measure agrees with mine.
I'm just stepping outside to chop a hole in my beloved Rangie to, hopefully, replace the in-tank pump.
I've got four pairs of clean underpants ready, I hope that's enough.
If it doesn't go well SHE reckons she's going to find an undertaker who'll bury me in it. She wasn't precise on whether she was going to wait for me to die first, just as long as the Rangie's dead.
It's all right for her, she drives a Focus. She just turns the key and it goes. Once a year she gets an M.O.T. with no drama.
I hope that your tape measure agrees with mine.
I'm just stepping outside to chop a hole in my beloved Rangie to, hopefully, replace the in-tank pump.
I've got four pairs of clean underpants ready, I hope that's enough.
If it doesn't go well SHE reckons she's going to find an undertaker who'll bury me in it. She wasn't precise on whether she was going to wait for me to die first, just as long as the Rangie's dead.
It's all right for her, she drives a Focus. She just turns the key and it goes. Once a year she gets an M.O.T. with no drama.