If carlsberg made fiesta's

They'ed probably be the best fiesta's in the world

That's minging though! I mean, why bother? Should've stuck a Toyota pick-up body on that, not some chuffing Fiesta monstrosity!

That's a right nail!!!!

What a waste of money.

What about this little beauty?
For the Chav who likes to take his ladies up the dirt track????

My goodness, what a mess. I'd love to see what the driver of that little heap looks like.

Your all taking the ****, but he's gone an' done it. In this day and age when kids can't build meccano cranes I applaud the person wot builds this stuff, I take my hat off to 'em. Encourage them.

To coin a phrase probably coined by a Knobhead that couldn't build Meccano cranes, THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX.

This should be our future, she/he could be the Draughtsperson that designs the next Defender.

Well it's 10/10 for effort, but just needs a better base model that's all. In my opinion.

I've been on DVLA's website, that No plate is a bit dubious.

i bet the driver wears a balaclava