I would just like to say

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Stanleysteamer said:
I'd be tempted to put it on their step leaning against the door. Take a dated pic of it, print it and shove that through the door to with the words "Delivered at such and such a time on such and such a date"

Or simply contact the delivery peeps and tell them to collect it or you will dispose of it, as the adressees of the parcel "seem unwilling or unable " to collect it.

I'd also tell the neebs that you are never going to take in a parcel for them again so they had better find some other willing suckers.
Totally get your annoyance. ;)
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I would just draw a comedy drawing on it each day until they collect.

Here's your 🍆 aubergine parcel 😉
 
WhiskyLassie said:
Yes 😍
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I once asked my brother to sand-blast and powder-coat a bike rack for me.
When it was delivered back to me the postie handed it over with a big smile and said "Here you go!"
I took the package indoors and turned it over to see written on the back of the package "Contents 10" Black Rubber Dildo".
I had to chuckle, because my brother had well and truly stitched me up. :D
 
DanClarke said:
I once asked my brother to sand-blast and powder-coat a bike rack for me.
When it was delivered back to me the postie handed it over with a big smile and said "Here you go!"
I took the package indoors and turned it over to see written on the back of the package "Contents 10" Black Rubber Dildo".
I had to chuckle, because my brother had well and truly stitched me up. :D
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@Stanleysteamer knows basic french get him to ask for the french for certain watershed words and send them a parcel to misour et madmoiselle (rude word) their address and then write a letter in Kev's way of words saying collect your parcel.
 
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Hippo said:
Eye need a sheet of 8x4 foot 18mm mdf wood. Eye need it to stay perfectly flat for me project. Said wood will travel on me roof rack at 30mph max to stop it bending int wind.

Me roof rack is two bars that travel side to side. Eye has some 70x44mm 9 foot lengths of straight timber to put on said roof rack to support the mdf sheet. They will be 2.5 foot apart and parallel. Eye will also put 3 lengths of timber between the parallel lengths, to make a 3 rung ladder shape. One int middle and the others 3 foot away from said middle.

Does we fink this is enough support to try to keep me mdf sheet flat? Should eye put more supports across the middle to make more ladder rungs.
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Should be ok once it gets into a different environment it will do its own thing is it moisture treated if so will have a green tinge?
 
DanClarke said:
I once asked my brother to sand-blast and powder-coat a bike rack for me.
When it was delivered back to me the postie handed it over with a big smile and said "Here you go!"
I took the package indoors and turned it over to see written on the back of the package "Contents 10" Black Rubber Dildo".
I had to chuckle, because my brother had well and truly stitched me up. :D
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You would need stitches with that 😣😣😣😣
 
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