I would just like to say

Happi Fridi evvybody!

Almost the weekend
Having spent the week in Methil Fife (700 miles total commute)
Its back to Stornoway on Monday and no 700 mile commute, every cloud...……….

Mornin.
Cold and damp in Lancashire today.
Oh and not got any wood yet...

Morning all

Eye be ere

Morning all
Damp and miserable on my Island with localised flooding forecast later.

Has anyone had the 4 hinches of rain the wevva peeps suggested may fall int certain area's of the uk today?

Had 2'' in Lancashire up to now...

This be ere public announcemint:

This weekend yer gorra take yer batteries oot yer larm c*cks.

swisstoe said:

Had 2'' in Lancashire up to now...

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Ah, the wood arrived then?

I can safely say we have had four inch of rain by now in Lancashire so can you please Pss off somewhere else...

Hippo said:

Has anyone had the 4 hinches of rain the wevva peeps suggested may fall int certain area's of the uk today?

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Yes! And more.

We've had 4mm all day and there be puddles all over the place

Why is it when it needs summat, Mum or Dad have to step in and do it ?..

Two new front tyres and the tracking was out ... "oh", she says, "yeah, the wheel is a bit not straight when you drive it, I thought you knew" ...

No, it isn't my car .... it's yours .... I've borrowed it while mine's on it's airbag recall thingy ....

And I put £18 of go-go juice in it cos it was nearly empty ....

swisstoe said:

I can safely say we have had four inch of rain by now in Lancashire so can you please Pss off somewhere else...

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Tis windy dahn ere anorl ...

Eye empteed 300 leeters oot me wata buts because they were tall full un it be said it be raynin. It int.

Hippo said:

Eye empteed 300 leeters oot me wata buts because they were tall full un it be said it be raynin. It int.

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You've not lost the chance ....

Eye be ome un safe. Fish chips un please just... bin put int me ands. Literally.

No plate tonight then ?

swisstoe said:

No plate tonight then ?

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Yes there beer plate un tray. Eye even uses ur fuk too.