I would just like to say

It be the apprentice ter nite anorl. Telly reserved int ere.

Eye has just sent a web form email ter omebase telling them they missed me lights oot. Eye had ter select dr as there int a lord option.

I have to report back on the No meat burger.

during defrost it had a different smell.
it sort of cooked like meat.
We had just plain burger with chips.

so the results.
it was edible.
If it was in a bun with all the trimmings it could pass ish.
Did it really do the job, I would have to say no for me.

would I do it again?
Well we have too somehow as there’s 8 more in the freezer
That’s all I have to say. But I wouldn’t want too put anybody off to try

J

I once had a pretend fry up at a friends ouse. The bacon and sossij tasted a bit different but eye thought it was just the brand they bought. It weren't. It was pretend meat. Ah dun't buy it meself but if it's cooked and free eye would eat it if hungary. That dun't mean eye is a vegerble. Eye were hungry. It does make yer wonder where they gets the black pudding ingredients from. Congealed carrot juice?

Nite All

Nite

Morning all

Mornin folks
More rain today
Feelin stiff (not the mornin wood type)

Mornin. Another dry day in Lancashire...
Oh and just got me wood...

It be good news. Omebase av dropped the price of me lights by 20%. Eye be choppin later.

Morning all.

Turktowner said:

Mornin folks
More rain today
Feelin stiff (not the mornin wood type)

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I know that feeling, I came down the stairs this morning like a clockwork robot

Morning all, grey and dismal day here today.
Grandad "Daycare" duties today with my little granddaughter all day, and also her elder brother after school.
The joys of parenthood - Free Daycare Services. Ha! Ha!

Poo cam has caught the fox int me garden again. Looking at me meal wurms. Me twig eye put across the corner of me fence int been moved. That's where a cat comes int and oot then eye finks. But me compost bin lid as bin pushed down. I keep leaving it an inch tup. So the fox must be using that ter gerrin and/or oot.

Ah bin choppin int omebase un gorra nuvva lite anorl. Bin testin it ut wurk int dark. Tis brite. 22watt led ootput which int old money be 300watts hallowgen. It be gowin ut top of me ouse onner switch so eye can purrit ont if eye wants ter check me garden when it's dark fromt safety of me tup stairs winda.

DanClarke said:

Morning all, grey and dismal day here today.
Grandad "Daycare" duties today with my little granddaughter all day, and also her elder brother after school.
The joys of parenthood - Free Daycare Services. Ha! Ha!

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Make sure to fill em wif sugar before you send em back

Turktowner said:

Make sure to fill em wif sugar before you send em back

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Specially selected sweets with the highest number of "E" additives usually does the trick.

DanClarke said:

Specially selected sweets with the highest number of "E" additives usually does the trick.

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An colours, do they still do blue smarties?

Turktowner said:

An colours, do they still do blue smarties?

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I think so, but we find that anything "Haribo" or even cheap no-brand Wine-Gums do the trick.

Us boys be streemly appy. Us Hippo (the bestest Land Rover ever made, god bless Mr. McGovern, let us never fergit) ev passed it's MOT for 3rd year int row. Tis true there be tiny play on drivers track rod end but us be appy wiv that and will be dun come the weekend. MOT tester sez immishions is "silly clean" and never said nuffin about the EGR valve not being there cos it's in my shed. Huzza!!!

Why do customers and suppliers get on the same nerve ....