I would just like to say

I can't shift this dry cough I've had for the past week.
Me ribs are starting to really urt

Shimsteriom said:

I can't shift this dry cough I've had for the past week.
Me ribs are starting to really urt

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If it's bin going ont fer that long yer shudda gone ter the quacks ter gerrit investigated morer.

Eye beer docta but only fer ippo's. Does it happen when yer turn left or right? Wot about slowin down int newtrul?

Hippo said:

If it's bin going ont fer that long yer shudda gone ter the quacks ter gerrit investigated morer.

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Probably just like your own NHS, trying to get an appointment with a quack over 'ere takes several days unless I tell them that me heads fallen off and there seems to be blood everywhere.
I'll give it a few more days and if needs be I'll try and get an appointment.

Good night pips.
Just packing the arm bands for the drive tomorrow

The single malt is having its desired effect.
Nite All

Nite. Tis colder than normal.

Mornin' all ...

very autumnal feel to it today ... brrrrrr

Good morning

Mornin.
Very red sky to the east.

Good morn' and it isn't rainin'!!

Us boys be wishin a good morning to all us frens. Tis dry here simly but Carol says twill be rennin dreckly. Indore jobs agen.

Good safternnoon freelander gang. It be dry un cold ear. Eye be waytin ferra delivery. Tis late but that not beer problem as eye be sat by an eater ter keep warm.

It is decidedly damp this afternoon.

This is why I hate having my teeth repaired.
The filling that was put in last Christmas Eve has just made a bid for freedom
£400 quid and it only lasted 9 months!

Edit: The next hot or cold drink I have will tell me how well the root canal treatment was done.

Shimsteriom said:

This is why I hate having my teeth repaired.
The filling that was put in last Christmas Eve has just made a bid for freedom
£400 quid and it only lasted 9 months!

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I usually have to have mine refilled after Christmas when I pull them all out eating all the Quality Street toffees

I am afraid to report still sunny and warm ( during the day)

They have turned water off again not enough on the forecast. So stinky J &M tonight no showers for us. Well I am good for a week I got 1 yesterday
J

Ironstrike said:

I usually have to have mine refilled after Christmas when I pull them all out eating all the Quality Street toffees

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I was only eating malt loaf!

Shimsteriom said:

£400 quid and it only lasted 9 months!

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Must have got it from squitpart

Shimsteriom said:

This is why I hate having my teeth repaired.
The filling that was put in last Christmas Eve has just made a bid for freedom
£400 quid and it only lasted 9 months!

Edit: The next hot or cold drink I have will tell me how well the root canal treatment was done.

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Us boys think they denterists shud pay us volks fer pleasure em gets vrum torcherin us. Twould be a crime iffn em wuzznt professionalisers.

DevonGuy said:

Us boys think they denterists shud pay us volks fer pleasure em gets vrum torcherin us. Twould be a crime iffn em wuzznt professionalisers.

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I think I should have been a spy, as soon as I sit in the chair with the light shining in my face I start to fall asleep, the Gestapo wouldn't have gotten a thing from me