I would just like to say

Good Morning Everyone

Yer cant beat that special moment when yer drill battery goes flat and yer knows yer gotter nuvva one fully charged. Yer can keep on drillin while yer charge up t'other one ready ferrit ter go inter battle again when needed.

Eye wood like to confurm eye has bin immunised.

Hippo said:

Eye wood like to confurm eye has bin immunised.

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So if you bite a dog it won't get rabies?

Got to sit a home all day until the new exhaust system for Mrs Wimblowdrivers car gets delivered by the courier. She has gorn of on a jolly for a few days wiv er sister so I is self catering. Fish finger sarnies for tea tonight

Courier has delivered the spark plugs and air filter. Still waiting for the egg zorst. And its started raining. Done double nothing today.

Wimblowdriver said:

So if you bite a dog it won't get rabies?

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won't catch it oft me as eye int gorrit

Gonna put the fish fingers under the grill an butter me bread.

I'm now on the outside of me fish finger sarnies. Tomorrow I might see my culinary skills raised up to beans on toast level.

Wimblowdriver said:

Tomorrow I might see my culinary skills raised up to beans on toast level.

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It's a huge step, but I have every faith in your culinary ability.

Shimsteriom said:

It's a huge step, but I have every faith in your culinary ability.

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Depending on which jobs I tackle tomorrow will determine if the toast is grease n oil, or brick mortar flavoured.

Evening all.
Damp day today.
I have plenty of nights without the mrs & not progressed to fish fingers yet.

Wimblowdriver said:

I'm now on the outside of me fish finger sarnies. Tomorrow I might see my culinary skills raised up to beans on toast level.

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Have yer thought about brakin yerself int gently wivva tin er soup?

Me work yesterday be all wonky. Ah fink there be somefink wrong wiv me laser level. Am goner p*ss test it later.

Check the level on the base of your shoes. This may be the cause

Hippo said:

Have yer thought about brakin yerself int gently wivva tin er soup?

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Passed that test on Sunday night

Night All

Morning all

Mornin all.
Overheard in the office yesterday:
"Crikey lookit that rain coming down!"
'Jeez yeah, pity that poor delivry guy down there''
"Ere Turk, you got the roof up on yer air dryer then?"
'Eeep!'

Reckon the makers use IP65 switches to counter twits like me?

Morning! looks kike it's going to be a nice day.