I would just like to say

Gid moanin orl yerz luvvli Tratterers ann Ippipottimouth anorl.
Me otters mayked nuff ott watter fura cuppa chai, swam avvin wun wivva shugger innit.
Tsonz art ants warrumin uppear, coz dairiesn't henny clards int sk-aye.
Avva guddun anbi nise twevriwun, cozzitz Mundi

Good morning.
Wall to wall sunshine here

Hippo said:

Jesus fukin cryst

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You won't be wanting a go then?

Can't believe it, the sun is shining for another day! Morning to you all and enjoy the first day of your working week with a big smile on your face.

Turktowner said:

You won't be wanting a go then?

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No. Ah cudnt andle the shame ov iit

Eye beer woked un tired

Eye gotted dunnuoks int me garden eatin me meal wurms and takin thems erway anorl

They beer bit like bobbins but not wiv the red bit. If yer not lookin at em un dun't move, they will get close ter grab food or materials fer builderin ouses.

Like this:

Hippo said:

Eye gotted dunnuoks int me garden eatin me meal wurms and takin thems erway anorl

They beer bit like bobbins but all brown. If yer not lookin at em un dun't move, they will get close ter grab food or materials fer builderin ouses.

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..... and then the cuckoo moves in and makes should that load of babies does not get to see the world!

The sparrows have fledged. There was a line of em on the fence yesterday, within easy reach of the feeder, buzzing their little wings an demanding to be fed by mum an dad.
Teenagers hey?

Turktowner said:

Right, don't start, fair warning.
I has bought an MX 5
I ain't a mincer
I ain't a hair dresser.
If you wanna take the ****, feck oft, then go drive one (is a lark) .
I wanted a second car to keep the miles of the tratter, why buy a boring one?

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I bought a second motorbike, the keep the mileage off, but i likes it so much i wanna go buy a third, to keep the mileage off

kermit_rr said:

I bought a second motorbike, the keep the mileage off, but i likes it so much i wanna go buy a third, to keep the mileage off

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Did the significant other fall for that?

Turktowner said:

Did the significant other fall for that?

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Mine didn't. She came home with a motorbike too small for me to use.

Turktowner said:

Did the significant other fall for that?

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If i had one.... lol

kermit_rr said:

I bought a second motorbike, the keep the mileage off, but i likes it so much i wanna go buy a third, to keep the mileage off

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Gotta bike int garage that I bought new in 2007 and mostly used for a daily commute into London - by far the best way to get through the traffic. It hasn't seen many miles since 2011 when that job finished but always kept in pristine condition. Did a reasonable run on it last year to my annual club track day rally, 400 mile round trip - the longest run I have done since 1975. My legs nearly dropping off after the first 100 miles each way due to cramped riding position loaded up with weekend camping gear, so I've added a rack earlier this year. My mission is to add some miles on this year, starting tomorrow with a run out to Cadwell and back, have a brekky n watch the track day n ride back home. Sunny day ahead so kevlar denims instead of levvers.

Got me first pensioners price haircut today - down to the wood for six quid .

1 Job for next couple days, maintenance on the LM
Less than a tenner

Great little shop lots of sign language and pigeon Bulgarian and hopefully all the bits needed for the summer season of butchering weed.

It’s one of those shops where they have all those stupid little bits, and he can resurrect anything

J

Wimblowdriver said:

Sunny day ahead so kevlar denims instead of levvers.

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How do you like them? I have often thought about a pair.

J

Just watched er bee getting through a gap in the mortar on the end of me window sill. Must be building a nest in me cavity wall. So Wednesdays job is a bitter pointing. Found three old abandoned bees nests under me floorboards a couple of years back when I was re-plumbing the central heating, thought I had sorted it out by putting fly screened covers over me air bricks. Little bu66ers are still trying to take over me pad.

marjon said:

How do you like them? I have often thought about a pair.

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Love em, have the jeans and trucker jacket. Not yer actual kevlar but something similar , Hood brand with Aramid linings. Also have the protector inserts but rarely use them .

Evening.
Enjoying the cycle ride to & fro to work while the sun is shining.
(I'm sure the landy is loooking at me in disgust)