I would just like to say

[Oldseadog]

Can't wait to see how Oldseadog spells it

Gid moanin ter orl youze wot isor asbin "diss-com-bobby-layte-agin-Ted", hand eye splellzes too letterer wurdz loike 'eye-tea' lyke 'it', ser vere!
Henniweighs tsunz art hannitz kwite luvverli art vere sweye finks der dergs'll henjoy ha runnaboot.
Avva guddun wear heiffer yerziz anna nappi Sundi tworl.

 

[Hippo]

Eyeiserwake

 

[Turktowner]

Is it just me, or does reading Oldseadogese get easier after a strong drink?
And no I haven't started early, thank you very much

 

[Oldseadog]

Is it just me, or does reading Oldseadogese get easier after a strong drink?
And no I haven't started early, thank you very much

Yups parrent-leezo

 

[Shimsteriom]

Morning all.

 

[Hippo]

Is it just me, or does reading Oldseadogese get easier after a strong drink?
And no I haven't started early, thank you very much

Reeds write ter me

 

[derwendolly]

Up early, lovely day, much warmer, breakfast consumed, dogs walked and dogs fed. Now I'm goin' to sit down and enjoy a nice cup of tea made for me by the Honourable Derwen.

 

[marjon]

Well that’s the weeds butchered almost looks like a lawn again that worked up a sweat.
Go over it again in a couple of days on a lower setting and collect cuttings next time.

Bleeding prime bulb on the mowers all perished so had to help it with ez start

Now to light the BBQ no ez started needed for that .

Lovely day here 24 in the summer kitchen and that’s covered in the shade very comfy.

J

 

[Hicap phill]

Pond filter broke. Only lost about 1k litres of water. Garden like a swamp at the Moment.
New filter purchased & Fish still happy

 

[Al2O3]

Well that’s the weeds butchered almost looks like a lawn again that worked up a sweat.
Go over it again in a couple of days on a lower setting and collect cuttings next time.

Bleeding prime bulb on the mowers all perished so had to help it with ez start

Now to light the BBQ no ez started needed for that .

Lovely day here 24 in the summer kitchen and that’s covered in the shade very comfy.

J

The snow has gone then

 

[marjon]

Must be a goodly sized pond then @Hicap phill if you lost that much and all the fishes still ok.

What size? I have one of them fishy type things for the bbq

J

 

[marjon]

The snow has gone then

Snow went a couple months ago everything is just going bananas now after a month of goodish weather with a little rain and warmer temps.
Be able to put the mower away soon when the sun burns all the grass and stops it growing for the summer

J

 

[Wimblowdriver]

when the sun burns all the grass and stops it growing for the summer

Big patch in the middle of me lawn hasn't recovered from last years drought yet. Sprinkled a bit of grass seed a couple of weeks ago but most of it has disappeared, and a lot of wood pigeon poo has appeared. Wonder where the seed went?

 

[Hicap phill]

@marjon
Mrs went a bit mad with the digger. She also forgot it was going to be a raised border. So a 4ft deep pond became 6ft.
Has just over 3k litres of water to fill it. All the gutters drain off the house into the pond.
As for the fish, the bigger koi all over a few pound each.

Dog enjoys the pond for a swim in the summer if too hot

 

[Hippo]

Eye be tup set wiv Sainsbury's. Eye fergotted my £1.50 vouchur oft me lasagna last week whens eye gotted one. Eye fort eye be taken the vouchur un receipt int this week ter claim ferra last week. Eye has done this befor but the bastids sed no this time coz me vouchur is outer date. Eye knows that but eye were claimin it ergenst last week un aser receipt but computa ses no. Kin bastids. Ah dint cry.

Eye borted meself crumpets ter console meself. 50p ont offer but that int right as they is always ont offer ferra 50p. They be eated already.

 

[Turktowner]

Right, don't start, fair warning.
I has bought an MX 5
I ain't a mincer
I ain't a hair dresser.
If you wanna take the ****, feck oft, then go drive one (is a lark) .
I wanted a second car to keep the miles of the tratter, why buy a boring one?

 

[marjon]

@Turktowner you’ll love it

Don’t get straight back in your tratter and expect the cornering and comfort
J

 

[Turktowner]

@marjon .
They're poles apart, you're right.
And I've still got the DRZ in the garage, reckon bases are covered.

 

[marjon]

I have the XT.
And also owned a hooligan RX7, so know all sides too

J

 

[Marmaduke]

Right, don't start, fair warning.
I has bought an MX 5
I ain't a mincer
I ain't a hair dresser.
If you wanna take the ****, feck oft, then go drive one (is a lark) .
I wanted a second car to keep the miles of the tratter, why buy a boring one?

Ha ha ha, you'll be buying a freelander next
I've just sold my streetka to someone doing a charity rally to monte carlo then it gets crushed
Only a mans car for me now. Grrr