I would just like to say

Hippo said:

Eye has know eye deer. Eye were outside fillin me baff's with waterin can un me fire larm goes oft fer bout 5 seconds. After that it were beelpin every minute. Tis mains so eye switched t*t oft at leccy box. It continued so eye had er fight we it un gotted it down. It as er battery anorl so I took that oot. Might be flat or it dun't like the sound er waterin can water. T*t weren't beelpin before eye poured said water.

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Marmaduke said:

Maybe your fire alarm is impersonating yer hippo and falling to bits when it gets wet

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Dippypud said:

When it does that tis usually the battery complaining it needs replacing ...

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Hippo said:

That's wot eye fort but tother alarms started bleepin int sympathy of the one eye took down. They shut up anorl int end.

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Dippypud said:

Might be a linked system ...

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Hippo said:

It were dark when eye checked me bird baffs and they is clean so eye dunt think they have given any baths terday. Eye wotched them ferrabbit after fillin and theres definitely a birds nest in me bush as eye kept seeing it fly in un out.

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derwendolly said:

Don't expect any action any time soon! They are very, very wary and won't gain enough confidence for a bath until they feel it's safe just to feed. May take weeks, if not months. Ungrateful little sods.

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Hippo said:

Tis foggy

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derwendolly said:

Tis a beautiful, warm day 'ere, lovely!

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Colthebrummie said:

Is it foggy or is yer house on fire?

Col

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Colthebrummie said:

Is it foggy or is yer house on fire?l

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