I would just like to say

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Wot HP said..

Hippo said:

Thas me freelandering fix done fer terday

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Have you sold it and bought a proper land rover then?

Hippo said:

marmaducks milk monitor

@Marmaduke

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29000 litres of tescos cow juice last night and the night before

Marmaduke said:

Have you sold it and bought a proper land rover then?

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Tis a real land rover already. Ses so ont bonnet. Eye has changed it ter diesel un a number of other modifications.

Ows yer own Freelander going?

Marmaduke said:

29000 litres of tescos cow juice last night and the night before

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Thas er lot er cow milkin. Yer be gettin a reputation next...

Eye put me bird baffs ootside earlier un gave em er bit er wash before fillin em. When fillin em with water it set me ouse fire alarm oft.

Hippo said:

Tis a real land rover already. Ses so ont bonnet. Eye has changed it ter diesel un a number of other modifications.

Ows yer own Freelander going?

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My current hairdresser mobile is going really well thank you although it features a blue badge not a green one

Marmaduke said:

My current hairdresser mobile is going really well thank you although it features a blue badge not a green one

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Would that be er Ka?

Hippo said:

Would that be er Ka?

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Not just a ka but the much camper streetka Now come here and give me a kiss

Tired today

'ere @Hippo I saw one of these on a car the other night and thought of you freelander boys


Don't know how much the postage is to down under for @GrumpyGel though

Feet up relaxing.
Koi up wanting food for the first time this year.

sossij fer tea

Marmaduke said:

'ere @Hippo I saw one of these on a car the other night and thought of you freelander boys
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Don't know how much the postage is to down under for @GrumpyGel though

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That wood look reet smart on the back of yer streetka. Also reduce the chance of it being stolen. Is it er soft top?

doriz said:

Tired today

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aver nap at wurk

Hippo said:

Eye put me bird baffs ootside earlier un gave em er bit er wash before fillin em. When fillin em with water it set me ouse fire alarm oft.

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Errmm, wot? Ow in the effin jeff...?

Turktowner said:

Errmm, wot? Ow in the effin jeff...?

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Eye has know eye deer. Eye were outside fillin me baff's with waterin can un me fire larm goes oft fer bout 5 seconds. After that it were beelpin every minute. Tis mains so eye switched t*t oft at leccy box. It continued so eye had er fight we it un gotted it down. It as er battery anorl so I took that oot. Might be flat or it dun't like the sound er waterin can water. T*t weren't beelpin before eye poured said water.

tis er conspirasea

Hippo said:

tis er conspirasea

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If it's flat, try pumping it up ...

Hippo said:

tis er conspirasea

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Maybe your fire alarm is impersonating yer hippo and falling to bits when it gets wet