I would just like to say

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kevstar said:
I cant use ours as we are waiting for an engineer to inspect ours as the misses called the insurance
& the rude lady tried to fob her off by saying do you know your policy will go up after you claim.:rolleyes:
We have never claimed on the insurance & been with the same company for 16 years, if the lady
was nice she wouldnt have bothered now the misses wants a fight.
(just glad im not on the other side of her lol)
Trading standards involved too, as well as the supplier o_O

Back seat for me :D
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Wos wrong wivvit?
 
DanClarke said:
...that a week after my little "drunken tumble" the swelling and bruising is going down and although it feels like I have gone a few rounds with Mike Tyson I am on the mend.

There is a vertical line of bruising down that RH side and it feels like I have been punched on the nose to boot.
But thank goodness this is all that happened. A local lad died after falling and hitting his head just a few weeks ago.
I got off lightly. :)

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Egad but you have a fine comely gob Sir!:D
(Accidentally clicked on "reply" so felt I had to say something!):rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
 
Turktowner said:
Right.
Just seen a nad for a coffee machine that will make you a coffee by askin Alexa.
Course that only wuks if you has already loaded the bastid wif a new capsool.
So you has to load a capsool after you has taken your last coffee outta machine.
Tell you what, why not put a fresh capsool inna machine an press the bloody button an make a bloody coffee when you wants one, only takes a minute!
You know what, this proliferation of "clever" bollix is really gettin on my tits.
"Is clever, so is cool, ergo you wants it, so you wants to spend a ton on a bloody coffee machine!"
I know I'm a luddite Tratterer, but donnez mois un break for Chrissakes. I gots a jar of instant anna fuggin spoon!
Some cockwomble behind me last night in a Tesla was so enamoured wif his infotainment screen he nearly ran into the back of me Tratter. Twunt!
Pointless, irrelevant, dangerous...
An don't get me started on super dooper 4k eighty inch tellys.. I int got 4k eyes has I?!


I feels betterer.
Fank you.
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Capsules ain't very green is they?
Much betterer to keep your coffee beans in the freezer, so they keeps well then when you want a coffee to take em out, find your lectric coffee bean grinder, switch it on, grind your beans, find your perculator, put your ground coffee in then heat it up on your hob until it make the best coffee EVVVVA.
Then wash it up in your dishwasher.
Much greener:D:D:D;););)
I would only stomach Alexis making me a coffee if she then served it in high heels, stockings and nothing else. The coffee would get cold but, what the heck!!!:D:D:D:D
 
kevstar said:
I cant use ours as we are waiting for an engineer to inspect ours as the misses called the insurance
& the rude lady tried to fob her off by saying do you know your policy will go up after you claim.:rolleyes:
We have never claimed on the insurance & been with the same company for 16 years, if the lady
was nice she wouldnt have bothered now the misses wants a fight.
(just glad im not on the other side of her lol)
Trading standards involved too, as well as the supplier o_O

Back seat for me :D
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Back seat in the back row of the biggest cinema there is, but with binoculars and a huge pot of popcorn!!!!!
 
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