I would just like to say

[kevstar]

...that a week after my little "drunken tumble" the swelling and bruising is going down and although it feels like I have gone a few rounds with Mike Tyson I am on the mend.

There is a vertical line of bruising down that RH side and it feels like I have been punched on the nose to boot.
But thank goodness this is all that happened. A local lad died after falling and hitting his head just a few weeks ago.
I got off lightly.

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Thats heeling nicely, you got off lightly my friend.

 

[kevstar]

@kevstar did.

Eye didni notice that.

 

[kevstar]

Right.
Just seen a nad for a coffee machine that will make you a coffee by askin Alexa.
Course that only wuks if you has already loaded the bastid wif a new capsool.
So you has to load a capsool after you has taken your last coffee outta machine.
Tell you what, why not put a fresh capsool inna machine an press the bloody button an make a bloody coffee when you wants one, only takes a minute!
You know what, this proliferation of "clever" bollix is really gettin on my tits.
"Is clever, so is cool, ergo you wants it, so you wants to spend a ton on a bloody coffee machine!"
I know I'm a luddite Tratterer, but donnez mois un break for Chrissakes.
Some cockwomble behind me last night in a Tesla was so enamoured wif his infotainment screen he nearly ran into the back of me Tratter. Twunt!
Pointless, irrelevant, dangerous...
An don't get me started on super dooper 4k eighty inch tellys.. I int got 4k eyes has I?!


I feels betterer.
Fank you.

Im glad you feel better after that rant, now where's the 80" Tvs

 

[Turktowner]

Im glad you feel better after that rant, now where's the 80" Tvs

Goin gratis down the end of your street if history is any guide..

 

[Wimblowdriver]

Right.
Just seen a nad for a coffee machine that will make you a coffee by askin Alexa.
Course that only wuks if you has already loaded the bastid wif a new capsool.
So you has to load a capsool after you has taken your last coffee outta machine.
Tell you what, why not put a fresh capsool inna machine an press the bloody button an make a bloody coffee when you wants one, only takes a minute!
You know what, this proliferation of "clever" bollix is really gettin on my tits.
"Is clever, so is cool, ergo you wants it, so you wants to spend a ton on a bloody coffee machine!"
I know I'm a luddite Tratterer, but donnez mois un break for Chrissakes. I gots a jar of instant anna fuggin spoon!
Some cockwomble behind me last night in a Tesla was so enamoured wif his infotainment screen he nearly ran into the back of me Tratter. Twunt!
Pointless, irrelevant, dangerous...
An don't get me started on super dooper 4k eighty inch tellys.. I int got 4k eyes has I?!


I feels betterer.
Fank you.

I used to think like that when quadrophonic hi-fi was popliar. No good for me, I've only got two lugs

 

[kevstar]

Goin gratis down the end of your street if history is any guide..

I just looked oot the windy I fink they are all gone but seen this

 

[kevstar]

I used to think like that when quadrophonic h I've only got two lugs

On each side O yer nut

 

[Turktowner]

I just looked oot the windy I fink they are all gone but seen this

How old do you need to be to remember the original space hopper I wonder.
Amazing how popular they were for something so crap...

 

[Wimblowdriver]

I just looked oot the windy I fink they are all gone but seen this

Those squirrels will shag anything

 

[kevstar]

How old do you need to be to remember the original space hopper I wonder.
Amazing how popular they were for something so crap...

There was one in the tip today & my mate said he had one as a kid haha

 

[derwendolly]

Was happy finkin it was a backup for when me boiler fails.

We thought the same so have two! The electric one is at one end of the bungalow and the other one is in the main bathroom. The only drawback to this arrangement is that we don't have any gas!!!!!

 

[kevstar]

We thought the same so have two! The electric one is at one end of the bungalow and the other one is in the main bathroom. The only drawback to this arrangement is that we don't have any gas!!!!!

How many showers have you got taking over from how many ovens.

 

[derwendolly]

How many showers have you got taking over from how many ovens.

Only two in the house ............... and one in the caravan.

 

[marjon]

4 at the moment

J

 

[kevstar]

Only two in the house ............... and one in the caravan.

I cant use ours as we are waiting for an engineer to inspect ours as the misses called the insurance
& the rude lady tried to fob her off by saying do you know your policy will go up after you claim.
We have never claimed on the insurance & been with the same company for 16 years, if the lady
was nice she wouldnt have bothered now the misses wants a fight.
(just glad im not on the other side of her lol)
Trading standards involved too, as well as the supplier

Back seat for me

 

[derwendolly]

I cant use ours as we are waiting for an engineer to inspect ours as the misses called the insurance
& the rude lady tried to fob her off by saying do you know your policy will go up after you claim.

Back seat for me

Best place.

 

[kevstar]

Oh aye I nearly forgot my renewal came in from adrian flux for my disco 276 sovs to 603 wft

 

[kevstar]

Best place.

I think we all agree

 

[derwendolly]

Oh aye I nearly forgot my renewal came in from adrian flux for my disco 276 sovs to 603 wft

I had similar so I packed their bags for them!!!!!

 

[kevstar]

I had similar so I packed their bags for them!!!!!

Im off to do a search back soon.....