I would just like to say

kevstar said:

OOhh Mr Flash with the expensive ones, Now anyone with a flat battery will be expecting you to
save the day. I do wonder what yer costume will be like

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Thats why i am leaving them in the daughters car
I will be showing her how to use them properly and safely. I will also point out they would make great nipple clamps if her husband upsets her

kurtjohnson10 said:

Thats why i am leaving them in the daughters car
I will be showing her how to use them properly and safely. I will also point out they would make great nipple clamps if her husband upsets her

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He might njoy a wee clamping session

kevstar said:

He might njoy a wee clamping session

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lol he might do mate

kurtjohnson10 said:

lol he might do mate

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Who's a lucky boy then

kevstar said:

Who's a lucky boy then

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The best thing is I cannot get the image out of my mind now, very wrong - Thanks for that mate

kurtjohnson10 said:

The best thing is I cannot get the image out of my mind now, very wrong - Thanks for that mate

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Just wait until you see him I bet you have a good auld stare at his nips haha

kevstar said:

Just wait until you see him I bet you have a good auld stare at his nips haha

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They have gone to watch the Scotland Rugby match, if they beat the South Africa he may request her to pinch his nipples to make sure he isn't dreaming

My misses was making soop today & gave me a shout to check out this.....
@kurtjohnson10 Ive saved it just for you........

kevstar said:

My misses was making soop today & gave me a shout to check out this.....
@kurtjohnson10 Ive saved it just for you........View attachment 252574

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Is that the ladies best friend, Kevin the Carrot?

kevstar said:

My misses was making soop today & gave me a shout to check out this.....
@kurtjohnson10 Ive saved it just for you........View attachment 252574

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Post of the week

Wimblowdriver said:

Post of the week

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Yasssss

Good evening.
Home early. Friend phoned me for drinks Sunday.find I don’t have to go to work monday(Mrs has arranged me a day off)
Now should I confess I know what’s happening the weekend….supprise party

Hippo said:

Cant find a copy ov lrm at the chops. Tratterers must av bortid them all ter drool over freelanders.

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Yer can all relax now. One of the filfyist tratterers on ere as supplied me wiv the Freelander 2 articul from lrm. Tis a good read anorl.

Hicap phill said:

Good evening.
Home early. Friend phoned me for drinks Sunday.find I don’t have to go to work monday(Mrs has arranged me a day off)
Now should I confess I know what’s happening the weekend….supprise party

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You could always double bluff and say, “No thanks as I have Monday off I fort I would go and see xxx for a beer” .

Do you need a list of names.

J

kevstar said:

My misses was making soop today & gave me a shout to check out this.....
@kurtjohnson10 Ive saved it just for you........View attachment 252574

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Oohhh @kevstar

DanClarke said:

Oohhh @kevstar
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Sorry, I know is the roolz.
But I int likkin that unner any circumsterances

DanClarke said:

Oohhh @kevstar
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Oh dear did you get kicked in the face by a horse

Hicap phill said:

Good evening.
Home early. Friend phoned me for drinks Sunday.find I don’t have to go to work monday(Mrs has arranged me a day off)
Now should I confess I know what’s happening the weekend….supprise party

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Wots the occasion then? An where's the crew invite?!

Def90man said:

Is that the ladies best friend, Kevin the Carrot?

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Yup Kevins carrot is best given 5 times a day

Eye is int bed. Nice un warm un ready fer sheep. Eated me last 4 sossij to nite. Just 4 pizza un 16 crumpits left from me freeza. So eye finks eye has only lost oot on 10 to 12 sovs of food. Not covered by the freeza warranty. Strictly ses they dunt cover the knock ont effects of freeza failing. Tis coverurd ont me castle insurance burrit it int wurf claimin for.