Howdy doo!! New member here!! Can I come in????

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Weldy

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Howdy doo! As I've already said in the title thing!!
Hope all is well with people, I'm not the brightest socket in the Halfords set! So please tell me if I ask a stupid question, which has already been covered in depth and I've been too impatient to flick through previous posts or read simple instruction!!! We haven't got much to offer yet as we ( wor lass and me) have only been out a few times in the hippopotamus of a vehicle!! That's her pet name for the disco, as it's slow, as agile as a dead cat, and always covered in mud!! Correct me if I'm wrong , but I don't know much about hippos!!! They might be quick, with lightning reactions and have a shower twice a day, all it would take would be a quick google search to find out about hippopotamuses but Im not really that fussed!! I'm never going to see one close up! Unless I sit right in front of the telly!!! Anyhoo!!! That's one of my faults, I go off on tangents ! That's a Big word for a socket in dire need of polishing!!! Back to the point!!! Hi , I'm Paul, she's Andrea from north east. 94 3.9 disco with no rust at all and never been welded!
( I'm not telling the truth by the way)
Any questions about our vehicle will be answers with a shrug of the shoulders, as I am still learning.. we I mean!!
We know the basics! It's got big wheels and you need ladders to climb in it! As it's already been lifted by one of the previous 54 owners oh! and it's got a winch!! Only thing I do know a tiny little thing about.. done a few courses on lifting equipment and rigging in various jobs! But have never used one on a vehicle!!
So all advice is welcome!!
Forgive my ignorance, and excuse the grammar! I'm not easily offended! In fact I don't get offended. So all insults welcome !!
Done it again!!
Hi all!!
Oh!! And we are a member of glass and are responsible and thoughtful people!! Just thick!! Well I am!!
She's the brains of this team!!
Catch you all soon!!!
Paul and Andi
 
Need to read more me thinks!! And Wor lass too... she takes half the blame! Thanks for the star thing!! I will read what they are before I write anything else!!
 
They make people feel special!!
I will give you a star for helping us out on our first night of education! I just can't find the star giving button yet! And she's snoring her head off and if I walk her up to ask another stupid question about giving stars to people, I will be seeing stars after she's just got me with a hormonal filled right hook!!
So please bare with me until she wakes up!
Thanks again and I promise, I will do my best to research before posting!!
Just one thing!!!
Where is this special star button?
 
Thanks!! I'm onto the discovery section!! Do I need to read it with my eyes shut??
Am I going to be scared and wish I had bought that jeep Cherokee instead??
I fact no! I'm not totally insane! If landys are good enough for the royal family they are good enough for me (and her)
Bet princess Anne didn't have to weld her own bulk head in though
 
Welcome to the MAD house ! o_O

NOW we need tu get 1 thing straight ! :rolleyes: think yu need tu take OFF your lasses UNDERWEAR :eek::eek: a DISCO is NOT a HIPPO wash yu MOUTH OUT :mad::mad::mad:;):p
Now don't get me wrong I/WE know that the hippo boys try & do like to slip in the back door :eek::eek: BUT even they know that a DISCO int a HIPPO but they likes them ! BUT thier not ready tu MAN up !(yet) (it's only a matter of time) even @gstuart came out the closet :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:;):p
 
Welcome to the MAD house ! o_O

NOW we need tu get 1 thing straight ! :rolleyes: think yu need tu take OFF your lasses UNDERWEAR :eek::eek: a DISCO is NOT a HIPPO wash yu MOUTH OUT :mad::mad::mad:;):p
Now don't get me wrong I/WE know that the hippo boys try & do like to slip in the back door :eek::eek: BUT even they know that a DISCO int a HIPPO but they likes them ! BUT thier not ready tu MAN up !(yet) (it's only a matter of time) even @gstuart came out the closet :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:;):p
 
i feel welcomed and at home in the mad house!!
I promise I will never call a disco a hippo again!! But let's get one thing straight!!! I will never stop wearing Wor lasses underwear!!! as no body makes silk thongs for men, so I have no choice!!
We actually looked at a freelander before buying the disco and after we stopped laughing at it we bought a disco... sorry to all hippo owners if I have offended you by laughing at your vehicles!!
I'm sure they are really good for dropping the kids off at school then going to Asda!!
( am I pushing it to far magic grotto?)
 
Welcome to the MAD house ! o_O

NOW we need tu get 1 thing straight ! :rolleyes: think yu need tu take OFF your lasses UNDERWEAR :eek::eek: a DISCO is NOT a HIPPO wash yu MOUTH OUT :mad::mad::mad:;):p
Now don't get me wrong I/WE know that the hippo boys try & do like to slip in the back door :eek::eek: BUT even they know that a DISCO int a HIPPO but they likes them ! BUT thier not ready tu MAN up !(yet) (it's only a matter of time) even @gstuart came out the closet :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:;):p

right that’s it, i’m sulking and won’t leave my corner until u say sorry , humph ;):p:p:p:D:D:D:D:D:D

or i’ll, i’ll,
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, snigger

plus i upgraded in style,lol
 
:mad::mad::mad: Magicgrotto is ALL one WORD ! :mad::mad::mad::mad:

NO slag them as much as you like (they likes thu attention)makes them feel impertant !:eek::oops:
@Weldy you will fit in well here !:rolleyes: broad shoulders & THICK skin & likes a bit of banter

better start now then, listing the names for them ;);):D:D
 
:mad::mad::mad: Magicgrotto is ALL one WORD ! :mad::mad::mad::mad:

NO slag them as much as you like (they likes thu attention)makes them feel impertant !:eek::oops:
@Weldy you will fit in well here !:rolleyes: broad shoulders & THICK skin & likes a bit of banter

Your lucky!! It spell check on the I phone called you Santas grotto , then Sandra's grotto !! Listen learned!!
THICK is the operative word!!!
 
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