How to start an engine in winter

neilg said:

Do you mean me or the OP?

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If your feeling left out we can have a pop at you too!

Stuballsed said:

If your feeling left out we can have a pop at you too!

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Ha! No you're ok ta. I need to save up all my sarcasm for when my mother-in-law comes up at Christmas.

We are now officially 6 days into winter in Silly Suffolk
"TEMPERATURES on Saturday are expected to hit the mid-70s but the county’s household waste recycling centres are moving to winter hours because it is October 1. "
“Winter” starts with temperatures in the 70s! - News - Evening Star
Been following his advice and all is OK so far (could it be 'cos we have a port and I lives close to the dock?)

An 'infrequent' visitor here (not helped by a few log-on probs now sorted) - but had to thank you for the 10 minutes of chuckling this has given me on a Friday afternoon.

I think you are all very mean to the poor chap - but what was he thinking...!!?? Cheers, A

agew said:

I think you are all very mean to the poor chap - but what was he thinking...!!?? Cheers, A

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Apparently he was thinking we lack knowledge he thinks he has, and that we are ignorant. I reckon this was not an ideal start to a LZ thread!

he wrote:

Right peeps, I know i havent got a LR yet but i was taught my engine knowledge on diesel marine engines so know how a fuel rail and a helical works.

My Rant / Advice is about peeps who complain there Die's ( some of this will work for petrols) dont start up easily in winter . This is due to lack of knowledge or ignorance. So here are some tips.

The rest of it was laughable, but not more. He got what he deserved.

He may also have learned some!

The sorry dumb **** was last around july 27 asking about tonka toys

Dont think anyone was too mean........was a good giggle though

If it gets much warmer, i'll have to fix me aircon!

I wander if Dave18 could tell us how to do an oil change now. I think this thread has been done to death.

mikescuba said:

I wander if Dave18 could tell us how to do an oil change now. I think this thread has been done to death.

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Reminds me, I need to do my Disco oil.

It takes ages to pour the new oil down that little pipe where the stick says "FILL".

CharlesY

CharlesY said:

Reminds me, I need to do my Disco oil.

It takes ages to pour the new oil down that little pipe where the stick says "FILL".

CharlesY

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What that doesn't sound right? You don't fill though the dip stick tube. there should be a larger fill spot

storm99 said:

whoosh

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It's a better whoosh than that surely!

whusaoousashSorry...what was i thinking.

Aah, i think you mean

W hot dang H mofo O gonna pop a cap in yo honkie ass O can i get fries with that S skank some **** homies H

my dear chap.

I did...but then i thought, I''m not wasting 16 minutes of my life writing that'...

Hi, I'm a newbie, and I must say, the response to this person's post I have found to be rude, insulting, derogatory and belittling, good stuff, keep it up!

Fur Trapper said:

What that doesn't sound right? You don't fill though the dip stick tube. there should be a larger fill spot

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You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting.

:doh::doh::hysterically_laughi

darklord said:

Hi, I'm a newbie, and I must say, the response to this person's post I have found to be rude, insulting, derogatory and belittling, good stuff, keep it up!

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Hey up and :welcome2: I've a feeling you'll do alright on here.

darklord said:

Hi, I'm a newbie, and I must say, the response to this person's post I have found to be rude, insulting, derogatory and belittling, good stuff, keep it up!

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:welcome2: