How fast do these things go? 300Tdi

robs said:

Good point! Im going out now to sabotage the speed camera's. Gordan Ramsey recommends putting cling film over the lens. Has anybody on here got any idea's on how to sabotage a speed camera discreetly?

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round here they reverse up to them in a pickup, skilsaw the head off it, so that it falls into the pickup bed and drive off (via the local river to dispose of the camera head). all done in under 2 minutes.

ere you go: Speed Cameras

I done 20k+ miles in my company car since new last october, and yes i've broken speed limits on a few occasions but there's nothing like an open stretch of road or motorway for just setting the cruise control to the speed limit and enjoying the calmer side of driving, letting the speeders come through.

The concentration levels involved in driving distances at anything over the speed limit in heavy traffic are immense and neglected by nearly everyone.

Dont drive when you are tired
Dont overtake into a dimishing space, no matter what car you drive...
Never use the phone in the outside lane of a motorway, and I mean on hands free , pull into the inside lane and slow right down.
and dont drive over 12mph on a greeenlane, it's naughty!

ratty said:

Do you have to get every hole you find filled?

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Every hole's a goal

we will remind yu of tha on the BBQ.

robs said:

Im a disco, beemer and morris minor driver so what does that make me?

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TWOT,FART,COOL

robs said:

Im a disco, beemer and morris minor driver so what does that make me?

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Indicisive,,,,,

^^^^^You lot are making me wet myself with laughter i never realised how witty people are on this forum. I need cheering up as my exhaust manifold has a hole somewhere. Got a loud ticking while driving my disco back from the beach(yes im a beach bum too as well as a beemer, moggy and disco driver). I sound like one very confused creature.

robs said:

^^^^^You lot are making me wet myself with laughter i never realised how witty people are on this forum. I need cheering up as my exhaust manifold has a hole somewhere. Got a loud ticking while driving my disco back from the beach(yes im a beach bum too as well as a beemer, moggy and disco driver). I sound like one very confused creature.

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Have a word with Heffalump. His favourite past time is filling holes. I hear he is an eggspurt.

Nelly. make sure you let it cool down first cos you don't wanna burn percy do yer?

ratty said:

Have a word with Heffalump. His favourite past time is filling holes. I hear he is an eggspurt.

Nelly. make sure you let it cool down first cos you don't wanna burn percy do yer?

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A expect hes got a cream fir that,,,

robs said:

^^^^^You lot are making me wet myself with laughter i never realised how witty people are on this forum. I need cheering up as my exhaust manifold has a hole somewhere. Got a loud ticking while driving my disco back from the beach(yes im a beach bum too as well as a beemer, moggy and disco driver). I sound like one very confused creature.

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Bet they've caught up with ya

Smutty Comments To The Minimum Please!!!!!!!

Vaseline Smeared On Thr Camera Lens Is Best

shocker said:

Smutty Comments To The Minimum Please!!!!!!!

Vaseline Smeared On Thr Camera Lens Is Best

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Sorry i thought this was the discovery uranus forum.

robs said:

Sorry i thought this was the discovery uranus forum.

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That the sort of forums ye normaly frequent then,,,,

RSM72 said:

That the sort of forums ye normaly frequent then,,,,

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Whats wrong with talking about planets? Uranus happens to be my favourite.

robs said:

Whats wrong with talking about planets? Uranus happens to be my favourite.

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oh god , a 300tdi will do 65mph relativly efficiently. you are driving a 2 ton block. after that i,ve done 70 down hill ,,,, on mud terrain tires (not suggested)

is this resurect a thread day by nooobies

last post in on the 28th July 2008

iannotts said:

is this resurect a thread day by nooobies

last post in on the 28th July 2008

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Nope. Anyone can do it but they seem to enjoy doing it more.