How does one turn red?????

ffs daft, and he were me thinkin you led a sheltered life

dint it mean to go down on em

Aye, it does. Ahem...

yella said:

ffs daft, and he were me thinkin you led a sheltered life

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i still have the odd surprise .

slob said:

dint it mean to go down on em

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I think it was open to interpretation - it werent written in, erm, blood!

The Mad Hat Man said:

I think it was open to interpretation - it werent written in, erm, blood!

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not according to the oh! facial HAMC book of rules and regs(which yer can't read till yer atleast a prospect). if yer read the splurge you see it dint leave much open to interparhtatshun. and in all probability it wur rit in blood

i bow to your eminence - i cant say i was that involved, directly.

twoz more surprise that Take5 would want to announce it ont Forum!

Aye, but norras as surprised as I was mate - she did say sorry afterwards!!!!

yella said:

ffs daft, and he were me thinkin you led a sheltered life

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Aye he were kept in a loony bin fer most ov his life

still am, Pikey - my only fun is logging on here.

ere yu are Pikey - my room mate

No wonder they call yer daft ffs.

The Mad Hat Man said:

ere yu are Pikey - my room mate

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Keep taking the medication MHM.

Quick Pikey give the guys at the funny farm a ring

At last, yipeee

Took yer time dintya

Take5 said:

Took yer time dintya

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Tell me 'bout it

congats buster take it carrier pigeon get there with the postal order

defenderdavie said:

congats buster take it carrier pigeon get there with the postal order

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Cheers Davie Aye ah think the pigeon took a wrong turn at Alberquerky!!!

it wint speckled jim wur it?

bustersbus said:

Cheers Davie Aye ah think the pigeon took a wrong turn at Alberquerky!!!

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ma tom tom does that