Hippo's Dilemma

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Oldseadog

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In case no-one has noticed, our friend Hippo seems to be spending more and more time in here with us Tratterers! :mad::mad::mad:

Could it be that he has realised at last that us Tratterers is betterer than Gaylanderers, and he's saving up for a real Tratter? :D:D:D

No doubt this fred will be moved to AG :(:(
 
you guys are late to the game. :lol:

He's been this way for as long as i remember. :)

Classic case of in the closet tratter lover :D
 
A lot of freelanders owner want a trattor, me being one of them.

I also want to be comfortable, warm, have my fuel go further, have my hearing in tact and not have a constant bruise on my left calf.
When I drove my series 3 as a daily runner (around 50-100) miles a day average i had a bad back. When I went back to driving my freelander it went away!

Perhaps we is just more sensible ;)
 
Trouble is you have to shout louder in er to be heard because they is all deaf from there noisey rot boxes
 
A lot of freelanders owner want a trattor, me being one of them.

I also want to be comfortable, warm, have my fuel go further, have my hearing in tact and not have a constant bruise on my left calf.
When I drove my series 3 as a daily runner (around 50-100) miles a day average i had a bad back. When I went back to driving my freelander it went away!

Perhaps we is just more sensible ;)

Put freelancer seats in yer 'tratter', comfort problem solved. However, that might be like putting sick in your tea... Hippo bits in a fender...
 
Put freelancer seats in yer 'tratter', comfort problem solved. However, that might be like putting sick in your tea... Hippo bits in a fender...


Not enough space for a long gangly ####er like me to put a freelander seat in and sit in it. I'd need to chop me legs off at the knees

Range rover was the most comfortable though, obviously. It was like an armchair. I fell asleep on my driveway many times
 
Freelanders are often cheaper than tratterers to buy second hand so just buy a Freelander instead of a tratter.
 
Tratters are ****e now though they've been getting thinner and crappier since they started putting coils on them. Can't push the bloody door shut or lean on the wing without denting them! Bring back Birmabright and engines that don't need computers to make them run!!


Ok carry on :)
 
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