HHO...has anyone dabbled with it yet?

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Bushtoy said:

right of screen....button marked 'quote' click onit, edit and post....saves typing and we can all see who yer replying to.

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Yes did that dont know what happened. Probably because i deleted the irrelavant stuff.

tugumafu said:

i'm thinking about putting a smaller bottle of water into my kettle to see if the extra energy will make it boil it faster and therefore not have to wait so long fer me coffee.
"try putting the water in without the bottle. I asure you it will boil quicker"

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but dunt i need the bottle to be able to capture the gas that will be produced. and if i int got the bottle then the 'gas' water will get mixed up with me coffee water, and i might end up with more energy than i need to boil me kettle and no water left fer me coffee. so ah think i'll stick with stickin a small bottle in me kettle along side me coffee water.


i could talk a feed of the kettle electric supply to make me gas, then use the gas to boil water to make steam that could then power a small steam turbine. i could then use the resultant electrickle energy produced to suplement the mains lectric which powers me kettle, there by boiling me kettle quicker

slob said:

but dunt i need the bottle to be able to capture the gas that will be produced. and if i int got the bottle then the 'gas' water will get mixed up with me coffee water, and i might end up with more energy than i need to boil me kettle and no water left fer me coffee. so ah think i'll stick with stickin a small bottle in me kettle along side me coffee water.


i could talk a feed of the kettle electric supply to make me gas, then use the gas to boil water to make steam that could then power a small steam turbine. i could then use the resultant electrickle energy produced to suplement the mains lectric which powers me kettle, there by boiling me kettle quicker

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Too much Fooking messing if you ask me. Try a conventional kettle.

Whooossssshhhhh?

wots a kettle.....is zat simfing wif horns wot goes 'moooooo' ?

tugumafu said:

Too much Fooking messing if you ask me. Try a conventional kettle.

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ffs lad! its called progress, if i can boil me kettle quicker and get me coffee faster by using water to boil me kettle then i'll have a smaller carbon footprint, save energy, save the wales and not suffer from caffene withdrawal nor have to do cold turkey while waiting for me kettle to boil.
just think of the saving in me lectric bills and of course i'll be paying less VAT on me lectric so my tax bill will also be smaller.

its gort a be a good thing.

once i have me gas producing bottle in place and connected to me steam turbine , all i will have to do is switch on me kettle as normal. and fill up the little bottle every fortnight or so.

so yer see after the initial set up the amount of messing about will be minimal.

slob said:

ffs lad! its called progress, if i can boil me kettle quicker and get me coffee faster by using water to boil me kettle then i'll have a smaller carbon footprint, save energy, save the wales and not suffer from caffene withdrawal nor have to do cold turkey while waiting for me kettle to boil.
just think of the saving in me lectric bills and of course i'll be paying less VAT on me lectric so my tax bill will also be smaller.

its gort a be a good thing.

once i have me gas producing bottle in place and connected to me steam turbine , all i will have to do is switch on me kettle as normal. and fill up the little bottle every fortnight or so.

so yer see after the initial set up the amount of messing about will be minimal.

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Wouldnt bother if i was you they find something else to focking tax you on.

Take5 said:

Whooossssshhhhh?

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Sounds just like slobs kettle that.

tugumafu said:

Wouldnt bother if i was you they find something else to focking tax you on.

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but that don't matter as i'll patent me water powered kettle and makes millions from the world wide sales of it. it could become more famous than 'george forman's grill' or ' frank bruno's toaster'
even folk in remote areas with no power supply could use them so the nomadic tribes of arabia could have coffee where ever and when ever they want.

**** boy as yer landy engine is burning hydrocarbon fuel and therefore producing water in the process yer could capture the water escaping out yer exhaust and use that to boil yer kettle while driving along , that way yer coffee will be ready as soon as you stop.

slob said:

but that don't matter as i'll patent me water powered kettle and makes millions from the world wide sales of it. it could become more famous than 'george forman's grill' or ' frank bruno's toaster'
even folk in remote areas with no power supply could use them so the nomadic tribes of arabia could have coffee where ever and when ever they want.

**** boy as yer landy engine is burning hydrocarbon fuel and therefore producing water in the process yer could capture the water escaping out yer exhaust and use that to boil yer kettle while driving along , that way yer coffee will be ready as soon as you stop.

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Fook me. yer right. Could end third world as we know it. Call the press and the patent office

tugumafu said:

Fook me. yer right. Could end third world as we know it. Call the press and the patent office

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hang on while i collect the sweat from me arm pit. i can use that to power me phone

corse - yu cud always use a wind up fone and save the sweat fur ya motor.

The Mad Hat Man said:

corse - yu cud always use a wind up fone and save the sweat fur ya motor.

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yeah. Salt might ruin the phone.

tugumafu said:

yeah. Salt might ruin the phone.

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nah! ave designed a water powered de-salination plant so i can use de-salinated sweat fer me phone

The Mad Hat Man said:

corse - yu cud always use a wind up fone and save the sweat fur ya motor.

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thats a good idea Daft, if only i could find a way to harness the power of wind ups i'd be able to solve the world's energy problems just by tappin into LZ

slob said:

thats a good idea Daft, if only i could find a way to harness the power of wind ups i'd be able to solve the world's energy problems just by tappin into LZ

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Plenty of fooking wind up's on ere.

slob said:

thats a good idea Daft, if only i could find a way to harness the power of wind ups i'd be able to solve the world's energy problems just by tappin into LZ

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well then, 'sted o moaning n bitchin in here, feck orf and doit....make LZ sum dosh, become a billionaire, retire to the arctic

am too busy working on me water powered kettle, am trying to incorperate a device which will collect the steam that escapes out the spout and feeds it into me little bottle so yer dunt every need to fill it up. you would then be left with a kettle yer fill up as normal and yer wint ever need to worry about the little bottle

wot 'appens wen the lil bottle gets full??