HHO...has anyone dabbled with it yet?

Bushtoy said:

wot 'appens wen the lil bottle gets full??

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ffs ! its reet simple;

if the bottle gets full then you up the amount of energy yer use from yer bottle till its at a point where the amount of water going into the little bottle is the same as the amount of water being used. so yer end up with the little bottle having a constant amount of water in it and the kettle is working at its most efficent.

if how ever you don't want that you could utilised a one way valve which would take the excess water from the little bottle and allow it to be used to fill yer kettle up.
so now you have a kettle which would only ever need filling once and you could have an endless supply of boiling water to make yer coffee

y not use the same brilliant princilpe, but use yer coffee percolator instead??

aye we at slob enterprizes thought of that but after a period of time the residue from the coffee vapour wot escaped into the little bottle clogged up the one way valve, which meant yer had to clean it out every so often.
you could install a coffee filter but then that would clog up so we have decided at this time just to market the water powered kettle. after wur booffins solve the coffee residue problem we will get the water powered coffee perculator on sale

i'll take 2 wen ya perfected it....no make that 3....need a 12v wun for the landy too.

FFS, they're a friendly lot these Landyzoners.

it'scac said:

FFS, they're a friendly lot these Landyzoners.

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specially towards spammers and snake-oil merchants

now fook orft.

it'scac said:

FFS, they're a friendly lot these Landyzoners.

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maybe yer'd feel more at home on www.snakeoilzone.com

slob said:

ffs ! its reet simple;

if the bottle gets full then you up the amount of energy yer use from yer bottle till its at a point where the amount of water going into the little bottle is the same as the amount of water being used. so yer end up with the little bottle having a constant amount of water in it and the kettle is working at its most efficent.

if how ever you don't want that you could utilised a one way valve which would take the excess water from the little bottle and allow it to be used to fill yer kettle up.
so now you have a kettle which would only ever need filling once and you could have an endless supply of boiling water to make yer coffee

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So if your only going to fill it up once surley it will run low each time you take a coffee and the steam that replenshes from the smaller vessle to the larger vessle will be a smaller amount than that taken for the beverage. So no matter what you would have to fill it more than once surely. You could have a line outside running in from a funnell through a vent in the wall that collects rain water and if you put the tap almost shut to a drip this should compensate. Futher you could have a small overflow pipe from the kettle to the sink in case of overflow. Nah Bollocks it would take up to much kitchen.

Ahm a reet fat bastid me, and I always knew it was down to water releasing all its energy inside me. For years i tried to soak up the water by eating cakes and pies and stuff but that didn't work. Then I thought that to stop the hydrogen releasing out the water, a layer of oil on top would help. So I started eating greasy food like bacon, sossigiss and that donut like thing that sits in a pool of oil in the kebab shops display cabinet. but I still kept on being a fat bastid. Turns out the hydrogen was still being released, making me fat and coming out by arsehole. This is why those in the know call it Brown's Gas.

Where can I buy a water powered Ricky Hatton Trouser Presstm?

EUREKA!!!! Water to make power... i think i've invented something even better but along the same lines...

It's a machine that takes all the carbon dioxide and carbon monoxide out of your exhaust, removes the oxygen molecule and turns it into diesel which can be burnt in your engine.

My name is actually God and the power plant i'm going to patent is called PLANT. In order for this to work it will requite that you tow aroung an 8 acre field (hermetically sealed so you don't lose the gas), with lots of these inventions in them, and an oil press. My invention will take about a 16 week cycle to work fully, after which you will have all the free energy you can use.

An earlier energy producing invention i made was called Hydrogen but it proved pointless coz it kept reacting with Oxygen on your planet, making an inert substance called Water (HHO or H2O to some). In its gaseous form it is STEAM which is an all together different form of power.

tugumafu said:

So if your only going to fill it up once surley it will run low each time you take a coffee and the steam that replenshes from the smaller vessle to the larger vessle will be a smaller amount than that taken for the beverage. So no matter what you would have to fill it more than once surely. You could have a line outside running in from a funnell through a vent in the wall that collects rain water and if you put the tap almost shut to a drip this should compensate. Futher you could have a small overflow pipe from the kettle to the sink in case of overflow. Nah Bollocks it would take up to much kitchen.

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just how fooking stupid can yer get?
without letting all the secrets of the water powered kettle out, lets just say it has a self enclosed mini atmosphere which can sustain all the water than the kettle needs to operate fer ever on only one fill up.
it takes the molecules of all the other elements that make up un pure water such as yer get in yer tap.
(when ah say unpure ah dint mean poisonous but mearly water wot got more than just hydrogen and oxygen in it)
the 'other' molecules are chemically and/or ecetricklally transformed into either hydrogen or oxygen. this method ensure a constant and ever ready supply of water .
IF, and its a big if, the water level should still fall , any discrepancies will be made up by the patented slob's magic water maker which is installed in each and every one of wur water powered kettles.
so yer see there really is no need to fill up more than once.


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update fer bushtwot..wur boffins have nearly mastered the slob's magic unblockable coffee filter so you should soon be able to by wur water powered coffee perculator in a store near you once we find a seethh eeffrickcan we can trust to act as importer and distributor.

slob said:

update fer bushtwot..wur boffins have nearly mastered the slob's magic unblockable coffee filter so you should soon be able to by wur water powered coffee perculator in a store near you once we find a seethh eeffrickcan we can trust to act as importer and distributor.

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sooooo....im not trustworty enuff eh???

thas so low ya 'orrid bastid git git git!!

oh! did you want the job?

well....figured if i got the job id get a demo model....then id resign

Bushtoy said:

well....figured if i got the job id get a demo model....then id resign

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just as ah thought.; so go back to me original bit where ah sed " as soon as we can find a seff eeffreekcan we can trust"

wot aboot mugabe?? he needs the bucks....can export to safrica at a gazillion zim dollars.....ummmmm....about 50 rand....shame, he battling

Bushtoy said:

wot aboot mugabe?? he needs the bucks....can export to safrica at a gazillion zim dollars.....ummmmm....about 50 rand....shame, he battling

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he's not a seeff eeffreekcan! he's from yorkshire as yer can tell if yer spell his name backwards

Ey, dunt taint us Yarksheer folk wiff the likes of Ebagum

Why not ask the Jacob Zuma ???
You can trust him definitely...

oy!!
he bees the most trustworthy politeeishan in the market at the mo!! dinna slag im...and he are immune to aids coz he has special soap