HELP!!! WHY wont my freelander start???

cox325 · Jan 20, 2013

simpiggy said:
Oh and please dont make promises i can ASSURE you you wont be keeping, hell will freeze before i come back and ask for help on here and THAT i CAN promise you! I didnt realise unfortunately when i bought the landrover that to own one you had to be an as*hole!!

no, but it helps to read the manual first

West Slope Rover · Jan 20, 2013

cox325 said:
your a yank, wouldn't expect you to have a sense of humour anyway.

Indeed I don't.

I merely carry within me a respect for all of Land Rover's sullen owners who quest for answers in this troubled world. When faced with the dire realization that one's cherished motor is nay well, it is a double injury when your solace of a possible resolution is disrupted by a cheeky monkey taking the ****.

So, I refuse to take part in it.

Singvogel · Jan 20, 2013

West Slope Rover said:
As I pointed out on a thread yesterday, I refuse to post here because of the rudeness.

I see you have over 2900 posts - is this rudeness you speak of a recent thing then?

Singvogel · Jan 20, 2013

simpiggy said:
My thoughts exactly!! Feckin thing

First response bad language eh??????

...just a MAN??????

What is going on here - I think someone needs to lie down in a darkened room with soft music playing for a while.

I think you'll find it was persons of the feminine persuasion who started the 'fecking' references.

How sad.

Goodbye.

West Slope Rover · Jan 20, 2013

Singvogel said:
I see you have over 2900 posts - is this rudeness you speak of a recent thing then?

Oh no. I was as rudely welcomed on my first visit as any poor noob.

cox325 · Jan 20, 2013

yeah its called banter, having a laugh, sarcasm and generally horse play (Tesco burger anyone?)

Singvogel · Jan 20, 2013

West Slope Rover said:
Oh no. I was as rudely welcomed on my first visit as any poor noob.

Ah!

I also remember my first visit .......

..... to the US of A - a very big guy in a very smart uniform with a very short haircut commanded me to "Stand behind the line, buddy."

Next question - "Why have you come here, and how long are you staying?"

Fortunately I don't judge by first impressions.

Have a nice day.

Singvogel.

West Slope Rover · Jan 20, 2013

Singvogel said:
Ah!

I also remember my first visit .......

..... to the US of A - a very big guy in a very smart uniform with a very short haircut commanded me to "Stand behind the line, buddy."

Next question - "Why have you come here, and how long are you staying?"

Fortunately I don't judge by first impressions.

Have a nice day.

Singvogel.

You seem to be quite rational. I invite you to join me in solidarity and boycott this vile site. Refuse to post here as I have.

cox325 · Jan 20, 2013

Yeah I emember the states visit I had!! Over sized, Over paranoid and thankfully over there. never again.

West Slope Rover · Jan 20, 2013

cox325 said:
Yeah I emember the states visit I had!! Over sized, Over paranoid and thankfully over there. never again.

May all your dreams become true.

cox325 · Jan 20, 2013

West Slope Rover said:
May all your dreams become true.

they have, I'm British, in Britain, and don't have to worry about my next 72oz steak or bowl of fries....aka chips

West Slope Rover · Jan 20, 2013

cox325 said:
they have, I'm British, in Britain, and don't have to worry about my next 72oz steak or bowl of fries....aka chips

Nor do I here in the land of plenty.

You know, they now make a bowl out of a 72 oz steak for the chips...aka fries.

Clever, huh?

cox325 · Jan 20, 2013

not really just greedy. no wonder your all massive

West Slope Rover · Jan 20, 2013

cox325 said:
not really just greedy. no wonder your all massive

We're not greedy. We just want it all. And it is very clever. Can you imagine the extensive technologies and automation and industrialization that it takes to keep 300,000,000 people fat.

It boggles the mind.

Singvogel · Jan 20, 2013

West Slope Rover said:
We're not greedy. We just want it all. And it is very clever. Can you imagine the extensive technologies and automation and industrialization that it takes to keep 300,000,000 people fat.

It boggles the mind.

Sure does - I thought it was the 12 million illegal immigrants working in fast food outlets - but maybe I'm wrong.

cox325 · Jan 20, 2013

West Slope Rover said:
We're not greedy. We just want it all. quote]

hence the reason most of the world cant stand the egotistical, self obsessed and war mongering, US of crappy A.

West Slope Rover · Jan 20, 2013

Singvogel said:
Sure does - I thought it was the 12 million illegal immigrants working in fast food outlets - but maybe I'm wrong.

I believe that estimate is way short.

I'm sure that if they could have squirmed through a porous border into the UK rather than the US, they would have chosen the UK. No doubt.

West Slope Rover · Jan 20, 2013

cox325 said:
West Slope Rover said:

We're not greedy. We just want it all. quote]

hence the reason most of the world cant stand the egotistical, self obsessed and war mongering, US of crappy A.

Click to expand...

I thought they hated us because of Scientology and McDonald's. Thanks for the clarification.

cox325 · Jan 20, 2013

You yanks need to realise that your only they're because we (UK) put you there, far away an orl, thankfully.

Your not doing bad considering you "refuse to post here anymore"

Singvogel · Jan 20, 2013

West Slope Rover said:
I believe that estimate is way short.

I'm sure that if they could have squirmed through a porous border into the UK rather than the US, they would have chosen the UK. No doubt.

No room left here.

We are full up already.

And the government have not only lost count of the total - they have lost track of the ones they did manage to count!

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