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yella disco said:
ey up, mind yer belongings, there's a scouser in ;)
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I have no interest in your sheep!! But are you still going it alone in the LR service game? Who's the boney faggot?
 
ahem, boney faggot is a bus driving bog trotter who's brains were left behind during the great potato famine, as fer me sheep, yer can only eat em after ive filled em, and as fer going it alone i am still dabbling with the occasional landy but they are few and far between so i have to resource cash from other avenues, what is it you want doing ;)
 
Nothin' at the moment but I'm out and about on the A55 most days so I was looking for a someone in the local who knows landies that i could give some business to when the need arises. You seen like a suitably sober and balanced chap so i thought i'd ask. My local guy is great for MOTs etc. but my last two landies have been a bit of a challenge and i think some of the jobs were not upto his normal standard. I do most small stuff myself but sometimes time or lack of facilites/assistance or pressure from the tart mean I can't manage.
 
I love this!! When the razor sharp witt finally runs out then there is no hesitation in jumping in with pure insulting remarks. By the way yella, if you are French then I take it all back about sheep and just want to mention Henry V, what a play, what a speech. The greatest England Manager bar none!
 
OOOPs , boluxxed that one up . Still the sentiment still applys , just directed at you Slob (Not the sheep bit)
 
what the fook is a micheal herbalist watch M8 when its at home?
am i out of touch or what?
 
Boxer said:
OOOPs , boluxxed that one up . Still the sentiment still applys , just directed at you Slob (Not the sheep bit)
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Fook me can't you get nowt right? Yellas a taffy sheep shagger and Slobs a froggie sheep shagger, don't know what the attraction is myself. And as for the Yella being sober he might be but it doesn't mean he behaves it.
 
me thinks you may have boluxxed up once again..maybe you need to go lie down in a darken room until you can understand what is going on....if it works let me know and i'll try it.
what pure insulting remark was you on about?
 
GRUNT said:
Fook me can't you get nowt right? Yellas a taffy sheep shagger and Slobs a froggie sheep shagger, don't know what the attraction is myself. And as for the Yella being sober he might be but it doesn't mean he behaves it.
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lumpin turd!! ah thought you knew better than that , grunt....
 
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