Hello from Somerset

The dog ran off last night. I looked for over an hour calling his name but couldn't find him. The wife said I should look harder. So I shaved my head and got a tattoo. I still can't find the f*****g dog.

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Hello from Taunton. Welcome, what landy you got?

androver said:

Hello from Taunton. Welcome, what landy you got?

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ffs you ant seen his dog have ya !!!!

robint said:

ffs you ant seen his dog have ya !!!!

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went past my place going like a greased pig

Put thik flaggon o zider down an stop typin a gurt load o bollocks :welcome2:

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Cider in one hand, phone in other, type with nose. Never put down the cider!

Hi

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All the best