Grippa
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Aye, Seething Wells int got nuffink on me. 
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Grippa
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Furst Flumps, now TWEETY?
Farkin 'ell, I seemed to have gained a whole new family of **** witted moron inbred arse ****ing xylophone chested/fat ****ing **** ****s! Fan****ingtastic.
TheVengefulElephant
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Hey Max,,, hows yir teeth,,,,,,
ScaniaStu
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you'd have thought he would have looked through the forum before signing up surely, you only need look at the first couple o freds in "anything goes" to think " you know what i'm 13 i like looking at the underwear section in the Grattans catalogue and playing Sonic, and girls aloud " i think i'll leave all this man talk to those grown up fellas, beside i can't type properly because me hands are fookin bleeding " mummy wheres the bandaid"
Awww how the memories come floodin back,,,,,you know what i'm 13 i like looking at the underwear section in the Grattans catalogue
ScaniaStu
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To ****in true, i'd still be doin it the ****er now if the wife hadn't stopped using the bastid, but we have the NEXT book now , slightly more upmarket totty.....
Yeh,,,,, ann summers dae some revelin stuff anol,,To ****in true, i'd still be doin it the ****er now if the wife hadn't stopped using the bastid, but we have the NEXT book now , slightly more upmarket totty.....
trouble is that dorris keeps thinkin shes gettin summat,,,
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you'd have thought he would have looked through the forum before signing up surely, you only need look at the first couple o freds in "anything goes" to think " you know what i'm 13 i like looking at the underwear section in the Grattans catalogue and playing Sonic, and girls aloud " i think i'll leave all this man talk to those grown up fellas, beside i can't type properly because me hands are fookin bleeding " mummy wheres the bandaid"
maybe he only read a few posts from the stupid ****wits that seem ter have taken over the forum lately
ScaniaStu
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Maybe he saw there were people mentioning "grooming school boys" and thought "**** that i'm safer wi me fookin A*+ grades " or whatever he fookin had....
and thought "**** that i'm safer wi me fookin A*+ grades " or whatever he fookin had....
Grippa
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yella
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To ****in true, i'd still be doin it the ****er now if the wife hadn't stopped using the bastid, but we have the NEXT book now , slightly more upmarket totty.....
yer wanna try that french ****er, redoutte or summat like that, **** me, thems hot
letsgoagain1
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gosh!!! haha, oh well it was funny, more money than sense ey!
ScaniaStu
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It were good just rippin page out when y'ad finished "LOOKIN" at the pictures, no one ever knew.........
Just me there then?............
I were only 13 ffs i thought everyone did it that way...........
Just me there then?............
I were only 13 ffs i thought everyone did it that way...........
ScaniaStu
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yer wanna try that french ****er, redoutte or summat like that, **** me, thems hot
Me wife has that i now think about , and she has just fooked off swimmin........
Back in minute, i think i hear me car alarm ganin .........
ScaniaStu
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Tahts no way for a child to speak to his elders, now go and stand in the "naughty corner" for 13 minutes.......
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