Griff Dawgs rear! Oh er

Some of the lanes south of Salisbury are getting abit tight! God knows what they wil be like come summer time.

This was just before Griff went down to 1 bolt holding his driver side turret on.


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Think that is a good case for carrying some hedge clippers with you and doing some track maintenance, looks like a motorway that track (smooth)compared to the N Wales lanes. Is your wiper blade split?

cor, thats a beautiful land rover, whos is that? not like that one with the split wiper blade!

you missed a great days laning in wales jim, we had smashed windscreens, broken steering rods, the filth taking our number plates... the lot

Oy Griffy, you got a great 'arse end'...

A post like that @ nigh on 2 in the morning HG, suggests some-one getting a bit wicked on the wiccy if y'ask me!

Looks a fun lane that. I love that scratchy sound of branches when yer skweezing down a narrow 'un.

yu ARE talking laning there - aint ya Marcus?

Oh FFS Daft, yer minds a sewer!

this from the guy wot was encouraging, wot was it, - oh yes - "Cock action"

Dont you misquote me Daft. Trew' seemed to be looking fer something he weren't gonna get in an honest to goodness proper boozer so I merely suggested that he go to that other gaff down the way where all the Gaylander drivers hang out, not to be confused with the proper boozer of that incorporates part of that title.

Shut yer trap if you dunt want me to join in calling you Fred Dibnah ya cheeky feker!

i fink "Fred Dibnah" is kinder than most names yu call me. One of the good guys - was Fred.

Yeah, then you go nick his truck!

maybe not fur long - i got my eye on Yellas bits

Marcus said:

A post like that @ nigh on 2 in the morning HG, suggests some-one getting a bit wicked on the wiccy if y'ask me!

Looks a fun lane that. I love that scratchy sound of branches when yer skweezing down a narrow 'un.

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There is a slight chance I may have been a little the 'worse fer wear' last night. I just can't remember.

oh GOOD



oops

actually - thinking about it a bit more - NOT GOOD

The Mad Hat Man said:

maybe not fur long - i got my eye on Yellas bits

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See, a fekin sewer! What his Disco remains?

Theres a few stories that can be told about Fred Dibnah around these parts that do no show him in good light at all, so please do not call Daft "Fred".

There's a few stories round here that don't show Daft in a good light now you mention it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So if someone is a bit dictatorial & is referred to as 'a little Hitler', because there may have been 'one or two' misdemeanours that show Hitler in a bad light I should refrain from this phrase also?

Most seem to see him as some kind of little, northern, engineering demi-god, so what's the dirt then Stig?

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( Recipe follows)

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Brother lock you in a trunk?
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