Freelancers are great...

Slayer said:

You can open the back window on a FL1

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I forgot about that, now that is cool.

Freelaner said:

i you like

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Me you like?

Hippo said:

... when yer drive em

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Oft identified by another title one can normally identify owners by their lack of ability to spell and their constant use of incorrect grammar.

Above is a typical example, offered by Help I'm Permanently Pissing On-myself (a well know acronym and sufferer of delusions). Occasionally modifying their behaviour they can be difficult to spot through the thickets of the forums but just wait and they pop out offering their characteristic stupidity like a Woodpigeon from an old Oak tree.

"fook U, fook U (they sing) yer nose eye m always rite
eye m a freelander driver an I sleep all day an I werk orl nite
I cut down trees. I wear high heels, spendies, an a bra.
I wish I wus a girlie, Just like me ole Papa."

How quaint, how country (or should that be ****ry ?)

[smile]Am I being picked on by the fun police or the gramma police?[/smile]

Freelanders are Europe's best selling 4x4.

Freelanders (ok, and also other Land Rovers) have big buttons that you can use wearing gloves.

driving gloves ?

jamesmartin said:

driving gloves ?

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err... of course not! The kind of gloves for cold weather

Vagrent said:

Me you like?

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that should've read "if you like"




sorry for any confusion

they aren't draughty

they arent

Freelanders make your bum sore

Sirus said:

Freelanders make your bum sore

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surely it would be the owner who does that :behindsofa:

Sirus said:

Freelanders were made in brum

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yes they were, in Solihull

Kizzeh said:

Freelanders will get just about anyplace anyone else can go

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:hysterically_laughi

Freelander stuck... Never! - YouTube

Freelanders with traction control are fantastic on axle twisters

if freelander wasn't the massive success it is Land Rover would've gone under.

Hippo said:

Freelanders with traction control are fantastic on axle twisters

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ones that dont arnt

http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rc...puyoCw&usg=AFQjCNEkyfCdfkRHG4ec3KcSzBYPFsitUg

they burn pretty well, too.
Matches, someone?

philvy said:

they burn pretty well, too.
Matches, someone?

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where've you been yer reprobate