First time buyers need advice !

my 300tdi is rubbish too....however the engine is as strong as a fookin ox!

itz the transmission, clutch, suspension, and propshaft that is fookin ****e!

HybridGirl said:

I fergot to tell you I love you Trewy.

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this just aint fair ... can i have some hb lovin ??? oh no , i never get me some do i ???
everyone else gets abusive PM'S and smut talk .... and what do i get ???? nuffin , not a fing ..... not even sympaffy wid me toof ache ...

well thats just charmin that is .... i feel .... well i feel abandoned , yeh thats it abandoned .....

awwwww
I luvs you too lrb!
kissy kissy.

lrb2 said:

..... not even sympaffy wid me toof ache ...

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a dab of clove oil

3 parramols

washed down by 6 pints of cider and it will be gone

for a couple of hours

lrb2 said:

this just aint fair ... can i have some hb lovin ??? oh no , i never get me some do i ???
everyone else gets abusive PM'S and smut talk .... and what do i get ???? nuffin , not a fing ..... not even sympaffy wid me toof ache ...

well thats just charmin that is .... i feel .... well i feel abandoned , yeh thats it abandoned .....

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Not even any fookin crisps from that fookin cornish bastid, what's the fookin world comin to (got yer pm btw)

odenne said:

Not even any fookin crisps from that fookin cornish bastid, what's the fookin world comin to (got yer pm btw)

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Treworgey 90 said:

awwwww
I luvs you too lrb!
kissy kissy.

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awwww fanks trewy....i luv yu too...

Sean said:

a dab of clove oil

3 parramols

washed down by 6 pints of cider and it will be gone

for a couple of hours

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cider ???? guinness man guinness , thats the way to go ...

lrb2 said:

cider ???? guinness man guinness , thats the way to go ...

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Guinness my god we have something in common!

robs said:

Guinness my god we have something in common!

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OH SHOIT ..... cider fer me then ....

Nah i drink all alcohol you will have to start drinking diesel if you wanna be different.

I thought we were best friends.

robs said:

I thought we were best friends.

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pfttt , you'll be lucky wiv yer attittoode youg fella me lad .....

ya need convertin first to the way of the doozil ...... ya know it makes sense ...

lrb2 said:

pfttt , you'll be lucky wiv yer attittoode youg fella me lad .....

ya need convertin first to the way of the doozil ...... ya know it makes sense ...

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Is there an initiation ceremony?

robs said:

Is there an initiation ceremony?

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yes , drive both the v8 and the doozil through deep water and see which one still runs .....


v8's are or were good engines till they messed them about and made umm too big .... ruined them it did ......

too thirsty tho fer me ...

Is there a way round it for the V8...i mean to make it good in deep water?

robs said:

Is there a way round it for the V8...i mean to make it good in deep water?

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Put it in a boat

robs said:

Is there a way round it for the V8...i mean to make it good in deep water?

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you can buy waterproof kits fer umm but i dont know how good they would be or how reliable .... the engine was designed to be a car engine , a cruiser , it was'nt designed to be treated rough .

redhand said:

Put it in a boat

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and that ....

I live around the wash on the lincs/cambs/norfolk borders and the countryside is flat but full of dykes, rivers and shed loads of water. Maybe i will get a kit i thought the v8 would be ok because the dizzy cap is high on the engine but i know you can screw the starter motor up because its low down on the engine bay......get water mud & crap in it.