Does anyone actually offer help here?

JW - gimme one of them pokes would you, I got some hard wax in my right lughole.

Clanforbes said:

JW - gimme one of them pokes would you, I got some hard wax in my right lughole.

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OK :boink:

sladedestiny said:

Same thing dear boy.

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is it though?

john winsemius said:

OK :boink:

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Ahhhhhh bliss, that's better, thanks mate. Nice to know who your friends are, not many would poke the wax out of my ears for me.

Clanforbes said:

JW - gimme one of them pokes would you, I want some a hard knob right in my bumhole.

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Gay

Vagrent said:

Gay

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vaggie eat me:mooning::hysterically_laughi

Nice one Vaggie, that made me laugh, most of my tea is now on my keyboard.

Clanforbes said:

Nice one Vaggie, that made me laugh, most of my sex wee is now on my keyboard.

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Er....:bolt:




























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I wish

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man fat dribbling from every orifice.......and that just his landy!!

shocker said:

man fat dribbling from every orifice.......and that just his landy!!

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:eek;

Clanforbes said:

Nice one Vaggie, that made me laugh, most of my tea is now on my keyboard.

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At least we know your answer to spit or swallow.

shocker said:

man fat dribbling from every orifice.......and that just his landy!!

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My landy doesn't leak - much and how the hell did you know I was fat?

Clanforbes said:

My landy doesn't leak - much and how the hell did you know I was fat?

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Cos he couldn't reach past yer belly to get to yer ears unless he used a long stick.:drum:

:lol::lol::lol:

So did the guy with the sense of humour failure actually get the head gasket checked then ?

Lexington said:

So did the guy with the sense of humour failure actually get the head gasket checked then ?

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I don't know.Did you get your head checked?

discomark88 said:

i was just offering some HELP with your vehicle knowledge, seeing as you seem to lack somewhat in that department... dear boy!
you were the one who tried to be a 'smart arse' with your post about 'robin reliant' engines, and '3 wheels', were you not?

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Now I'm really jealous.I thought I was supposed to be the one with NO sense of humour. You really must not make up the rules as you go along.

Reliant Robin and Robin Reliant were one and the same car. However The Reliant Realto was only ever known as a wheelbarrow. Or maybe a skip if you could afford it.

Can you not get yourself a nice pair of Knockers so you really know what it's like to feel a right tit?

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