Disco Drivers are a nuisance.

Heres 40p....phone ALL your mates.

RichM said:

It's the trattor boys who are the main pests on here. They're just jealous because we get to ride with more comfort than they do.

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I've ignored this pointless thread for ages, seeing as it was mainly pointed at Disco owners....... or so I thought.

However

If "trattor boys" were jealous of Disco's, Rangies and Freelanders (snigger) don't you think we would have bought a Disco, Rangie or a Freelander in the first place.

From my own personal perspective I find the Defender very comfortable to drive....... admittedly it's more comfortable in the summer when I can wind down the window

and it mabe drafty so I have to wear my coat if it's chilly out..... and the problem with that is ??

oh yes I remember that isn't a problem

Maybe I find it so comfortable because I'm a large hairy celtic neanderthal

I mean what pansies want heated seats FFS,
What next heated seat belts
Reclining ashtrays
Heated steering wheels ........................... No hang on thats a good idea

redhand said:

Is it me? Or does anyone else think that if a defender driver waded through a Cesspit, they'd climb out claiming that not only was it good for the complexion but it also tasted and smelt better than proper deodorant??

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You know, that thought does occur at times

Bromsgrove Defender said:

I've ignored this pointless thread for ages, seeing as it was mainly pointed at Disco owners....... or so I thought.

However

If "trattor boys" were jealous of Disco's, Rangies and Freelanders (snigger) don't you think we would have bought a Disco, Rangie or a Freelander in the first place.

From my own personal perspective I find the Defender very comfortable to drive.......


Heated steering wheels ........................... No hang on thats a good idea

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:5biagree: having had p38, disco and now a 110 i cant say the comfort issue is a problem (drove from darlington to birmingham about 180mls each way recently).

Test drove an FL2 HSE a few months back and in honesty it didnt float my boat (wallowed a lot even compared to the disco) but each to their own

Now the heated wheel idea is a good one driving to work in -13 this week i couldnt feel my fingers one day

paul fletcher said:

Judging by the avatars / usernames / signatures I would suggest that gaylander drivers aspire to owning some sort of alien tech, transformer, robot etc.

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Are you telling me that my avatar has nothing to do with my lifestyle???

bobbler said:

Now the heated wheel idea is a good one driving to work in -13 this week i couldnt feel my fingers one day

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Mittens!

bobbler said:

Now the heated wheel idea is a good one driving to work in -13 this week i couldnt feel my fingers one day

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Being copyrighted as we speak

Skynet said:

Mittens!

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You don't do your self any favours you lot........do you. ?



Why not just say GLOVES

Skynet said:

Mittens!

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have worn gloves but need to keep up the defender driving neanderthal appearance you know

(bad enough that i wear a suit to work and drive a 110 )

Bromsgrove Defender said:

You don't do your self any favours you lot........do you. ?



Why not just say GLOVES

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:hysterically_laughi

bobbler said:

(bad enough that i wear a suit to work and drive a 110 )

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Glad I'm not the only one

Bromsgrove Defender said:

You don't do your self any favours you lot........do you. ?



Why not just say GLOVES

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Classic.

Bromsgrove Defender said:

You don't do your self any favours you lot........do you. ?



Why not just say GLOVES

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Because that implies that you can be trusted to use your fingers :doh:

Skynet said:

Because that implies that you can be trusted to use your fingers :doh:

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Thats a wicked rumour and slanderous.














It's only sharp things I cant be trusted with

Right them i think the only way people are going to be happy!

Is if they all had stickers so let me no what you want & il start the machine up!

EG

I LURV MY GAYLANDER

AT-LEAST I DONT DRIVE A DISCO

DISCO'S RULE! FREELANDERS DRULE!

DEFENDER (NEED I SAY MORE?)

HA LOOK AT YOU IN YOUR DISGAY

HEHE

You forgot

AT LEAST ITS NOT A SLITTY!!!

Yeah iv forgot loads keep em coming! Added to the list!

No hand signals driver using hair dryer

CHELSEA? PAH... I PREFER ARSEnal!!!

redhand said:

No hand signals driver using hair dryer

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Your indicators failed again......................should've bought a Freelander

Bromsgrove Defender said:

I've ignored this pointless thread for ages, seeing as it was mainly pointed at Disco owners....... or so I thought.

However

If "trattor boys" were jealous of Disco's, Rangies and Freelanders (snigger) don't you think we would have bought a Disco, Rangie or a Freelander in the first place.

From my own personal perspective I find the Defender very comfortable to drive....... admittedly it's more comfortable in the summer when I can wind down the window

and it mabe drafty so I have to wear my coat if it's chilly out..... and the problem with that is ??

oh yes I remember that isn't a problem

Maybe I find it so comfortable because I'm a large hairy celtic neanderthal

I mean what pansies want heated seats FFS,
What next heated seat belts
Reclining ashtrays
Heated steering wheels ........................... No hang on thats a good idea

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Reading all this reminds me my old Citroën 2CV6 back in the 80's last century. In wintertime I had to put an old coat over my knees, same as the horsechariot drivers used to do, and no need for aircon or to open a window for some fresh air as the doors itself gave more than enough draft by the way they moved and tried to fly open at 90 kmph. In accordance with the Defender I could open the roof all the way down till the boothatch, gave me the feeling of a cabrio, no aircon needed again. Was fun in the summer and in the winter (for the excellent road characteristics of the car) but for the rest .........
Oh yes, forgot to mention the gloves in wintertime (other posts above reminded me) I had those leather big heavy furred motorcycle gloves and fortunately there was room enough around the steeringwheel to by able to turn it with no problems, only -point they had was that I couldn't pick my nose while wearing them ......:hysterically_laughi