dash board cleaning tips

[nobber]

please?
mine looks like a dirty protest gone wrong.

 

[yella]

soapy water

 

[jax13]

send it fir a valet.

more expensive but they will do every nook and cranny!


i'm getting the disco done once the ground dries up a bit more!

 

[Adz]

Does it smell bad yet? If not, it's way too early to clean it.

Cheers,

 

[sweets]

deep water and windows open for a full internal clean dirty water might make it worse depending on how clean it is now

 

[Fatrover]

get yersel wan o them wee pressure washers.. ah got mine in b an q reduced.. works a treat inside an oot.......

 

[nobber]

this isnt your normal everyday dirt , this is that white/tan ground in muck that only becomes visible after you wash it.
ive tried every thing from cillit bang to a scrubbing brush.

 

[Fatrover]

seriously, my workin truck is a 90 which spends its life farming and transporting livestock etc... i used b and q patio cleaner on a scrubbin brush then pressure washed the dash an seats an cabin etc... came up like new. Did it in the summer mind!!!

 

[yella]

try caustic soda, mr muscle cold oven cleaner, spray it on, have a cig, scrub it with a nail brush then wash it off

 

[ming]

reet good tip nobber. . .muffin ****e. . .dunt laugh it really works ,ask flippy hat man e used it on is slitty seats un they came up er treat, fact while we are talkin my kind mule has jist gave yer motor the full treatment. . . .plop! badoosh!!per-lop!!thats ok no probs. . jist buy me a drink int pub. . . .

 

[nobber]

thanks guys.
i was goin to try paraffin but decided against it.
works a treat as an angine de-greaser though.

 

[ming]

reet good tip nobber. . .muffin ****e. . .dunt laugh it really works ,ask flippy hat man e used it on is slitty seats un they came up er treat, fact while we are talkin my kind mule has jist gave yer motor the full treatment. . . .plop! badoosh!!per-lop!!thats ok no probs. . jist buy me a drink int pub. . . .

no probs. . .

 

[yella]

ignore ming, hes a ****, go fer the mr muscle, its only about a quid a tin

 

[nobber]

reet good tip nobber. . .muffin ****e. . .dunt laugh it really works ,ask flippy hat man e used it on is slitty seats un they came up er treat, fact while we are talkin my kind mule has jist gave yer motor the full treatment. . . .plop! badoosh!!per-lop!!thats ok no probs. . jist buy me a drink int pub. . . .

wat the fuks a muffin?

 

[yella]

its his imaginary horse

 

[pariah]

wat the fuks a muffin?

It is an over-rated yank cake.

 

[nobber]

its his imaginary horse

imaginary?
so whos crap did he wipe all over his dash then?

 

[ormus]

muffin?
cillit bang?
nook and cranny?
mr muscle?

wtf is LZ going these days?

 

[ming]

imaginary?
so whos crap did he wipe all over his dash then?

dunt worry nobber it works fine yer jist lucky porky didnt get there first. . . .

 

[clivees]

My dashboard cleaning tips
First use a Blow torch to remove old paint then angle grind off any odd lumps
then use a power sander to make is all smooth like a babys bum.
Finally under coat and the top coat.

Get a real dashboard and not one of them soft Puffey ones.