Other CANCELLED - Land rover forum for sale

[Hippo]

Land rover forum for sale. Starts and drives ok but keeps cutting out. Loads of repair receipts. Chassis fixed with roses tin. Would suit anyone wanting a headache. Open to offers. Nowt less than a box of 40 curly wurlys.

 

[Wimblowdriver]

I'll swap for a slightly rusty roller skate, one wobbly wheel and a real leather toe cap but lace is snapped short and you have to bend the metal tang on the end to get it through the last eyelet. Was a hand-me-down 50 years ago, so not sure of exact age. Would make a good pair if the other one can be found. Deal?

 

[saxavordian]

Swap Shop with Noel Edmunds type of conversation here. Warning can get out of hand. I have a used lefthand screwdriver that got an issue with losing screws whats my bid.

 

[Hippo]

I'll swap for a slightly rusty roller skate, one wobbly wheel and a real leather toe cap but lace is snapped short and you have to bend the metal tang on the end to get it through the last eyelet. Was a hand-me-down 50 years ago, so not sure of exact age. Would make a good pair if the other one can be found. Deal?

nope

 

[kermit_rr]

Land rover forum for sale. Starts and drives ok but keeps cutting out. Loads of repair receipts. Chassis fixed with roses tin. Would suit anyone wanting a headache. Open to offers. Nowt less than a box of 40 curly wurlys.

I could rustle up a box of frogs?

 

[Hippo]

I could rustle up a box of frogs?

Eye dunt eat frogs

 

[Jayridium]

I could rustle up a box of frogs?

My daughter is as crazy as a box of frogs... Maybe I should make you a deal so she can ahve the box of frogs which would be good company for her?

I'll see your box of frogs and raise it a pack of lotus biscuits, in the interests of fairness and cavaet emptor, I have to warn you that the lotus "biscoffi" are devilishly moreish - like crack cocaine levels of addictiveness.

 

[derwendolly]

My daughter is as crazy as a box of frogs... Maybe I should make you a deal so she can ahve the box of frogs which would be good company for her?

I'll see your box of frogs and raise it a pack of lotus biscuits, in the interests of fairness and cavaet emptor, I have to warn you that the lotus "biscoffi" are devilishly moreish - like crack cocaine levels of addictiveness.

I've a double packet of said Lotus biscuits in my cupboard but I daren't open them ..... or else I'd eat the lot!

 

[marksman]

Should have started it with 6 duplicate posts !!!!

 

[Jayridium]

I was going to offer two packets of lotus biscuits to buy the forum, then I remembered the search function doesnt work, so there was a downwards revision to my bid.

 

[Jayridium]

Should have started it with 6 duplicate posts !!!!

We had one of these noobs appeared in the freelander section, with the first post being a new thread "help fix my broken car" sort of thing, new thread posted 7 times?

 

[Nigel-S]

Best offer is a bucket of Bat Soup, some mould on the surface but adds to the texture. Plus I will throw in a few extra dead bats, only been dead for 3 weeks so still in prime minging condition.