Bumper sticker competition

or only ****s have bumper stickers

"This sticker is structural"

Opps
Sorry Pigpen / Pagen wrong infomation.

It has to be this.

heres some i made earlier

slob said:

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] * If even Essex girls turn you down after they`ve seen your car. [/FONT]

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i wundered wot happened to Catz!

slob said:

* When the GPS in your vehicle has the main purpose to replace the speedo and odometer

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Whats wrong? this is the only reason i can think of for owing a GPS.

clivees said:

In a similar vain
"Watch out for the bits"
By Blaster Bates i think

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These are some I like:

Seen on the back of a HGV....

"If you can`t stop when i can, smile when you go under"

on the back of another...

"Immigrants in transit"

i can remember one in the 60s that said


Wouldnt get away with in these PC times.

I want this one! -

how about "i'd rather shove wasps up my arse than sell the landy" .or "my other toy has tits " .the latter my wife thinks is great but i wish it said "my other toy has massive great tits". my very placid friends think these look great on my old landy

yes, and yer wife could have one saying " my husband is a tit"

my very placid friends think these look great on my old landy

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Wot do? Tits?

mite be betta than chequer plate?

I have 2 stickers on my FL:

"The Witch of th West Was Framed!"
And

"If going to church makes you a Christian, does going to the garage make you a car?"
I used to have on one of my other cars:

"If you get any closer you'll need to wear a condom!"

I've seen:

"What part of NO don't you understand?" and

"I've got one nerve left and you're getting on it!"


Years ago I saw on an old Cortina "My other car's a piece of **** too" I nearly fell over laughing, I was having a bad day but it cheered me up no end

I have one on the back of mine it says:

4 WHEEL DRIVE

but i don't like it so its coming off.