british brains

yella disco said:

the two words GREAT and CORNISH do not go together. everyone knows that cornwall is only in england cos the welsh realised it was a worthless ****ehole and gave it tto the english

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you've upset him now yella fella!

yella disco said:

the two words GREAT and CORNISH do not go together. everyone knows that cornwall is only in england cos the welsh realised it was a worthless ****ehole and gave it tto the english

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they do if you put '****' after them

now you have realy upset him!

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in North Wales?

A leisure centre.

little nay said:

now you have realy upset him!

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what?who? trevor90 don't got upset

Treworgey 90 said:

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in North Wales?

A leisure centre.

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just remember that when you are chewing on yer succulent lamb and the wife says " does this lamb taste a bit salty to you "

A Cornish miner fell down a tin mine shaft. His fellow miners called down the shaft to him, "Ess anythin' brokun?".
"Naw", he replied, "there's nawthen down 'ere but a few rocks".

Farmer to his wife,"When I parssed the barn Fred 'ad 'anged iself from a beam".
"Did 'ee cut'n down?" said the wife.
"No 'ee wad'n dead yet." said the farmer.


Joe: "Good hevening, Dicky, 'ow be 'ee,then? I just cum 'ere to ax 'bout that spaade yew borried las' week."
Dicky: "Aw dear, I lent 'un to Sam, iss I did. Were 'ee wantin' un?"
Joe: "No, 'tesn't fer meself. 'Tes the man I got 'un from 'oo tells me the bloke it b'long to want'un back!"

Said one Cornish bed-and-breakfast farmer to another,"I'll tell 'e, I'll be glad when they furriners stop cummin' fer the Summer. Then I can shave meself and taake me trouser bottoms out o' me boots."

Went shooting with Jethro last season - none of us could hit a thing cos we were too busy laughing.
Shame I've got a head like a sieve and can't remember any of the stories, but they're not one's you'll hear on his DVDs!

lets get this right!! you went shooting and now you have a head like a sieve???

Hmmmmmm.
I wondered why my beard gets wet when I'm drinking.

Treworgey 90 said:

Hmmmmmm.
I wondered why my beard gets wet when I'm drinking.

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i well upset now, you never said you got a beard that will have to go if you want to come cider swimming, mud wallowing and pole dancing with me!

thats not a beard its all the crumbs and stuff from when he misses his girt big gob

there is probably a new life form in there!