british brains

the brits have come with some great ideas and inventions through the years...this ain't one of them
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/11102006/80-132/inventor-s-bright-idea-perfect-boiled-egg.html


....ffs you can put a egg in yer microwave for around22secs and it comes out boiled without water. any longer and you have to get the missus to clean the inside of the microwave.

Yup, and 99p buys you one those egg scissor thingies to remove the top of the egg perfectly for your soldiers

Not very efficient uses 4x500 watt bulbs=2kw against 750watt microwave. Pity they have abolished transportation to the Colonies.

hey!!! should i patent this idea...how to boil an egg without electricity!!!!..........
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use gas

I have no need of this modern piffle.

the wife cooks mine.

Sheddy said:

I have no need of this modern piffle.

the wife cooks mine.

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Is that after the dog gets fed?

Inventor my arse, 500w bulbs!

ack

get an old fashioned teacup, break the egg inside the cup, place the saucer on top. put into the microwave for approx 1 minute. (depends on your power setting).

perfect egg.

ps. must be an old type cup, with a bowl type bottom. it wont work woth a mug etc...

i just boil mine for 3 mins and enjoy with toasted soldiers! yumm yumm

does the steam not get up yer nose???

being a wimmin thingy i can avoid that by doing a proper job!

smirke!

slob said:

smirke!

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to right!

you boil yours???? don't yer bra rub on the blisters?

slob said:

you boil yours???? don't yer bra rub on the blisters?

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i dont need to keep me eggs in me bra! i be ample enough in that department!

oh! its yer eggs you boil...sorry

little nay said:

being a wimmin thingy i can avoid that by doing a proper job!

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proper job! - now there's a great Cornish expression

slob said:

oh! its yer eggs you boil...sorry

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dont need to boil wots in me bra, their hot enough! god treworgy will come over all peculia if he reads that!

Treworgey 90 said:

proper job! - now there's a great Cornish expression

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the two words GREAT and CORNISH do not go together. everyone knows that cornwall is only in england cos the welsh realised it was a worthless ****ehole and gave it tto the english

little nay said:

dont need to boil wots in me bra,

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fooking toooo right! you ain't boiling ma hands