Best TV over xmas....

A crate!!! I aint a bluddy millionaire!! You buy me a crate of brandy and I'll drink it!!

its cheap ovva here

Well it would be wouldn't it!! Everythings better in France according to you............I'm not so sure thou. It would be ok if the French weren't there.

eh! when did i say that? you seem to have missed the bit about me heating and me ill fitting kitchen. but then booze is cheaper and the roads are emptier. less crime and i can leave me car wiff the keys in it and still expect to find it where i left it. but then landy parts cost a fortune ovva here they want about 400 squid fer a series engine compared to about a fiver ovva there

Oh dear..............ill fitting kitchen...........that don't sound too good!!

aye nuffin worst than a ill fitting kitchen

slob said:

less crime and i can leave me car wiff the keys in it and still expect to find it where i left it.

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I used to have a car like that too.

I wouldn't have got an "ill" to fit it in the 1st place thou.

did anyone video/got the first prog, xmas showing of the vicar of dibley?
she meant to tape both shows but erased the first one!
so ive only seen the second show!

bah and humbug.

Nah, but it was absolutely kin hillarious can't remember laughiing at a programme on telly so much. Any old how it's bound to be repeated.

Mary Poppins was on TV last nite I like that film...............it's repeated again at 1pm om ITV3 if you missed it

i'm sure most people on LZ will be staying up to watch that one

Staying up?? It's on at lunchtime

Morning.............so ya mates been banned...........you're going to run out of people to be nasty to soon.

what do you mean??? he got what he wanted!

I know but you are running out of people to abuse.................Oh well I'm sure another idiot will step into his shoes soon enough...........there are plenty of them out there.

How's the kitchen.............still ill?

its worst than ill.it needs major surgery

Oh dear...............you sure it's not just your DIY skills?

aye thats it..no matter how hard i try i can't get a bit of 50cm wide worktop to fit a 60cm wide gap. maybe i need the brains of a wumun to be able to do that

Who measured it in the 1st place? A man per chance?? Measure twice cut once aint that what "they" say

all i can say is that they must have a different make of ruler than me cos mine still says its 60cm while the worktop is 50cm. i think these factories mainly employ wumun fer the cutting of said parts