best stickers

One wife, livid,

"No, it's not losing oil, it's marking it's territory"

SNIFF MY DIFF
you can go fast i can go anywhere
got mud ?

Her Landyship is covered in decals from various companies whose equipment she's fitted with; BFG, Cobra, DeCarbon, Wipac, Janspeed, K & N, OMP, Safari etc, but one sticker I need to find space for is my "Last quid; spent it" one

The Astra-Skip has a sticker on the tail-gate which reads "Be careful what you say, my other car is a tricked-up Land Rover!"

Best one I saw was yesterday. Looking out my window a shiny defender wne past with jack up kit and wheels on it and in the back window :

'One Wife. Leave It'

Humour, homage, irony and social comment in four words . Brilliant.