Air suspension help

I don't mean to get all red tape on you but does anyone on here still own a range rover or ever for that matter ?
i used to see them broken down all the time and thought that there must be a load of desperate souls who own them willing to communicate on a forum somewhere ..
And as they say, the rest is mystery

imagine posting a really troublesome problem on here for the first time about your newly pur chased rangey and then going away for a week and then coming back to 250 replies in your inbox (not the rude one) and thinking - jeez, this forum is good, I am bound(not the rude one) to find out what is wrong with my vehicle now and then reading the replies.
On the downside my range is still fooked but on a more positive note, i now know that burgundy dresses look good with a beard(yes the rude one)

gold rover said:

I have heard that turning them doesn't work. One has to make the knob go up or down.
Are you wearing that pretty burgundy dress tonight, as it is international women's day

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holidaychicken said:

i am and don't think you are getting it back any time soon.
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how did we cope before the internet

oh and ignore the no entry sign - that is so out of date

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Wait for me.....can I join the party??

Or is it dresses only??

Oh you are just dirty - you have got to love the weekend dressing up time
Why are you wearing jeans with that dress again, I didn’t lend it to you to be an overcoat !

holidaychicken said:

I am also a good girl as it is the weekend.
I have never experienced it as I don’t touch any of the dials in mine unless it is to escape fire or flood, Alan told me to turn a knob once though but that also was a fruitless experience

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Oh no it wasn't hence the gunge that tasted salty according to you.

Hello Alan you filthy little tart, how are you?
I was just saying it didn’t taste of fruit but it was a peach

I can’t even be bothered to go back and look what this thread was started about.

Any newby reading this forum must think WTF. Its a parallel universe.

holidaychicken said:

Hello Alan you filthy little tart, how are you?
I was just saying it didn’t taste of fruit but it was a peach

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I'm fine you slut, get my dress dry cleaned and get it in the post.Xx

I know, I can’t even remember if I was mentally unstable before I joined this forum or whether it was this forum that caused it .

I think there will be a ‘me too’ campaign about this forum one day.

Saint.V8 said:

Or is it dresses only??

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I think that one is more you

holidaychicken said:

I can’t even be bothered to go back and look what this thread was started about.

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Where's our 'enry with that derailed train

holidaychicken said:

i am and don't think you are getting it back any time soon.
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oh and ignore the no entry sign - that is so out of date

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next time ask for a Television extra on the dash NOT a TV