Ah bless - to slash a Tyre

Well went out to my car tonight to pop it in the garage and some kind person

- who wanted to bless me - has slashed my back tyre. At least it was only

one. So just had fun changing it. Nice knife slit in the side.

Ahhhh bless

Andy

P.S. I reckon the almost new All terrain is knackered wiht a slit in the
sidewall

"Andrew Renshaw" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Well went out to my car tonight to pop it in the garage and some kind
person
>
> - who wanted to bless me - has slashed my back tyre. At least it was only
>
> one. So just had fun changing it. Nice knife slit in the side.
>
> Ahhhh bless
>
A couple of years ago on Christmas eve/Christmas morning our whole street
was blessed by someone or Santa who decided to slash the Tyres on most of
the cars (20+) but not just one tyre all four. Twas a costly xmas Ahhhh
bless........

Adrian Ford

If I ever catch the little angel that slashed 2 of mine i'll annoint him/her
with battery acid ( ah bless )


"Adrian Ford" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> "Andrew Renshaw" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> > Well went out to my car tonight to pop it in the garage and some kind
> person
> >
> > - who wanted to bless me - has slashed my back tyre. At least it was
only
> >
> > one. So just had fun changing it. Nice knife slit in the side.
> >
> > Ahhhh bless
> >
> A couple of years ago on Christmas eve/Christmas morning our whole street
> was blessed by someone or Santa who decided to slash the Tyres on most of
> the cars (20+) but not just one tyre all four. Twas a costly xmas Ahhhh
> bless........
>
> Adrian Ford
>
>
>

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> "Andrew Renshaw" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>> Well went out to my car tonight to pop it in the garage and some kind
> person
>>
>> - who wanted to bless me - has slashed my back tyre. At least it was only
>>
>> one. So just had fun changing it. Nice knife slit in the side.
>>
>> Ahhhh bless
>>
> A couple of years ago on Christmas eve/Christmas morning our whole street
> was blessed by someone or Santa who decided to slash the Tyres on most of
> the cars (20+) but not just one tyre all four. Twas a costly xmas Ahhhh
> bless........
>
> Adrian Ford
>


We had a "slasher" in our village a few years ago. From the local website:

TYRE SLASHER CAUGHT! ******** young people probably deserve an apology as
the tyre slasher who plagued the village for many months was finally caught.
It was reported as 41 year old **** **** ****, a former Parish Council
Chairman, who was arrested during a special operation on 14th March 2002
after around 50 cars were attacked, causing more than £7000 worth of damage
and significant grief. He admitted 5 charges of criminal damage to tyres and
asked for 43 other similar offences to be taken into account. He was given a
one-year community rehabilitation order, will do 60 hours of community
service, continue receiving bereavement counselling and pay £6,244.87 to his
victims. Congratulations to the Police Officers involved and to those
residents whose help was invaluable.


You might want to check your Council members.....


jermec

"Andrew Renshaw" wrote >
> Well went out to my car tonight to pop it in the garage and some kind
> person
>
> - who wanted to bless me - has slashed my back tyre. At least it was only
>
> one. So just had fun changing it. Nice knife slit in the side.
>
> Ahhhh bless
>
> P.S. I reckon the almost new All terrain is knackered wiht a slit in the
> sidewall
>
Your's was probably some misguided tree hugger with a hatred for 4x4's.

That's bad enough but on Friday when I went to do the weekly shop at
Sainsburys, parked just in front of the store was a BMW 3 series a couple of
years old in dark blue that had been keyed like I have never seen before,
all over the bonnet and sides like every panel had been tagged, total
respray needed. It wasn't just me that stopped and stared in
disbelief/horror.

--
Regards
Bob
In Runnymede, 17 miles West of London

Adrian Ford wrote:
> "Andrew Renshaw" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>>Well went out to my car tonight to pop it in the garage and some kind
>
> person
>
>>- who wanted to bless me - has slashed my back tyre. At least it was only
>>
>>one. So just had fun changing it. Nice knife slit in the side.
>>
>>Ahhhh bless
>>
>
> A couple of years ago on Christmas eve/Christmas morning our whole street
> was blessed by someone or Santa who decided to slash the Tyres on most of
> the cars (20+) but not just one tyre all four. Twas a costly xmas Ahhhh
> bless........
>
> Adrian Ford
>
>
>
Hello Adrian.
You do not happen to live near moston lane east new moston
by ay any chance.
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Compliments

John N Oakes
Manchester, England.

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