A brush of mascara and a slick of lip gloss is all ya need....... natural beauty look is in
abso'bloody'lutly, and a spare pair of jeans and tee in case you get covered in oil, mud etc
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abso'bloody'lutly, and a spare pair of jeans and tee in case you get covered in oil, mud etc
Pikey
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A brush of mascara and a slick of lip gloss is all ya need....... natural beauty look is in
That I've got to see!!!!
to equal pikey you need 4 garages, 2 houses, 2 drives and a pikey wagon............and a department store or two
4 garages.............. sorted
2 houses................sorted
2 Drives.................sorted
Dept store............. sorted
can someone kidnap pikey for a day so I can steal his wagon
Pikey
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ratty
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Ooooeeerrrrr I luvs it when yu talk duurty
down pikey!!!!
Oooooh. I forgetted. You already are.
beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
Blokes work on a pints system.
The less pints needed the fitter you are.
Oh dear, that's me out the running
That I've got to see!!!!
we thinking about you
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to equal pikey you need 4 garages, 2 houses, 2 drives and a pikey wagon............and a department store or two
Plus a complete lack of tact and a never ending ability to provoke and cause trouble
Ooooeeerrrrr I luvs it when yu talk duurty
MUD.....OIL.....GREASE......EP90....
is that what you mean
Pikey
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Ooooeeerrrrr I luvs it when yu talk duurty
...or would you prefer me up to my thighs in icy cold water putting tow ropes on?
The less pints needed the fitter you are.
And I guess that tonight none of you guys have been drinking sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I must be well fit
Pikey
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Plus a complete lack of malice and a never ending ability to provoke laughter and cure peoples troubles
Aww shucks,
ratty
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Plus a complete lack of tact and a never ending ability to provoke and cause trouble
looks like he had blue tact to me.:doh::doh::doh:
I got sent a piccy of him looking for a nooo pet bunny rabbit in Kernow
Pikey
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Errmm anyone seen the tissues??
oh you naughty boy you
ratty
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Errmm anyone seen the tissues??
have ya run outta clean curtains in the department store then?
Errmm anyone seen the tissues??
I get the impression Im missin sumthin really special.................... should of grabbed him when he was in Dull..... alone and fed up and desperately wantin a change of scenery
Pikey
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Pikey
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have ya run outta clean curtains in the department store then?
Funny yu shud say that some of the dressing room curtains was a bit stiff when I left work???
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I get a feeling that Pikey may be a bad influence on the tellytubby.
Is there anythink you wanna tell us Robin? I have the piccies to prove it.
Lets see if he admits it off his own back first?
Is there anythink you wanna tell us Robin? I have the piccies to prove it.
Lets see if he admits it off his own back first?
