4.2 sc tuning advice please

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wammers said:
Thanks mate will get that sorted. But it uses a lot of fuel what are your views on the magnetic clip on fuel saver devices?
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Magnets are soooo old school....nowadays we use a Potassium-Nitrogen-Oxygen-Boron mix held in suspension with a Sulfur-Actinium-Potassium matrix....

What you do is open yer bonnet, take that large square off the top called the intake manifold, pour this super liquid into the Electrical box behind the battery, and it is guaranteed to increase the BHP from the stock 136 in the Diesel to well over 4,000,000 BHP per Tonne....or your money back apprantly....just visit tuningfornoobs.com.org.uk for a full write up and what are obviously genuine testimonials and also a whole bunch of important looking graphs that mean feck all....very impressive, was thinking of doing this
  • K : Potassium
  • N : Nitrogen
  • O : Oxygen
  • B : Boron
  • S : Sulfur
  • Ac : Actinium
  • K : Potassium
method myself and seeing what the results were...:D:D:D:D
 
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Saint.V8 said:
Magnets are soooo old school....nowadays we use a Potassium-Nitrogen-Oxygen-Boron mix held in suspension with a Sulfur-Actinium-Potassium matrix....

What you do is open yer bonnet, take that large square off the top called the intake manifold, pour this super liquid into the Electrical box behind the battery, and it is guaranteed to increase the BHP from the stock 136 in the Diesel to well over 4,000,000 BHP per Tonne....or your money back apprantly....just visit tuningfornoobs.com.org.uk for a full write up and what are obviously genuine testimonials and also a whole bunch of important looking graphs that mean feck all....very impressive, was thinking of doing this
  • K : Potassium
  • N : Nitrogen
  • O : Oxygen
  • B : Boron
  • S : Sulfur
  • Ac : Actinium
  • K : Potassium
method myself and seeing what the results were...:D:D:D:D
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Ant you're as bloody daft as i am.

:hysterically_laughi:hysterically_laughi
 
Anyway i am most disappointed in the response to my perfectly reasonable questions. I will stick to Google for my tuning tips in future your knowledge is obviously limited. I have seen a tuning box on eBay for £19.99 that gives 200 more BHP and 45 extra miles to the gallon so will go with that. PS. You get a free clip on magnet with each one so it has to be the way to go.
 
wammers said:
Anyway i am most disappointed in the response to my perfectly reasonable questions. I will stick to Google for my tuning tips in future your knowledge is obviously limited. I have seen a tuning box on eBay for £19.99 that gives 200 more BHP and 45 extra miles to the gallon so will go with that. PS. You get a free clip on magnet with each one so it has to be the way to go.
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Do they supply the special oil for the gearbox that ups it's torque rating 1000Nm as part of the kit?
 
wammers said:
Sorry to hijack the thread but does anyone have any tuning tips for my Buggati Veyron? It's getting a bit sluggish above 235 MPH.
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Think yo got the wrong vehicle mate best get a


JET !!!! with a :violent: so can shoot the range rover sc down
 
Wanagetmuddy said:
Think yo got the wrong vehicle mate best get a


JET !!!! with a :violent: so can shoot the range rover sc down
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Think the point was why bugger about with something that is as good as it gets.
If you have a SC Rangie and want more power sell it and buy something with more power. Playing with something that is as good as it gets is bloody silly.
 
wammers said:
Think the point was why bugger about with something that is as good as it gets.
If you have a SC Rangie and want more power sell it and buy something with more power. Playing with something that is as good as it gets is bloody silly.
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I was jesting mate yeah and yeah I totally agree with what you are saying !
 
StuckAgainSteve said:
Saint, when I get some KNOBSAcK for my Rangie will it give the engine some balls?
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Wammers is correct, that method will get you the container version...to enhance further you'll need to order the optional 2 lots of the Bi-Terrilium Sodium infusion...

  • Te : Terrilium
  • S : Sodium
  • Te : Terrilium
  • S : Sodium
Once you have ordered your TeSTeS you'll be able to produce your own matrix of
  • S : Sulfur
  • P : Phosphorus
  • Er : Erbium
  • (M) : Matrix

If you can produce enough SPEr(M) you be able to then develope what is known in the business as a Boron-Americium-Bismuth-Nitro-Oxide made from:

  • B : Boron
  • Am : Americium
  • Bi : Bismuth
  • N : Nitrogen
  • O : Oxygen

This BAmBiNO will not only take up all your time in additional maintenance and attention, but the onging costs will deplete your bank balance considerably.

Think wisely before you start producing your SPEr(M) and about where you leave it, as a BAmBiNO is a life changing modification for you and your car!
 
Saint.V8 said:
Wammers is correct, that method will get you the container version...to enhance further you'll need to order the optional 2 lots of the Bi-Terrilium Sodium infusion...

  • Te : Terrilium
  • S : Sodium
  • Te : Terrilium
  • S : Sodium
Once you have ordered your TeSTeS you'll be able to produce your own matrix of
  • S : Sulfur
  • P : Phosphorus
  • Er : Erbium
  • (M) : Matrix

If you can produce enough SPEr(M) you be able to then develope what is known in the business as a Boron-Americium-Bismuth-Nitro-Oxide made from:

  • B : Boron
  • Am : Americium
  • Bi : Bismuth
  • N : Nitrogen
  • O : Oxygen

This BAmBiNO will not only take up all your time in additional maintenance and attention, but the onging costs will deplete your bank balance considerably.

Think wisely before you start producing your SPEr(M) and about where you leave it, as a BAmBiNO is a life changing modification for you and your car!
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Class Ant, sheer CLASS.

:hysterically_laughi:hysterically_laughi
 
Saint.V8 said:
Wammers is correct, that method will get you the container version...to enhance further you'll need to order the optional 2 lots of the Bi-Terrilium Sodium infusion...

  • Te : Terrilium
  • S : Sodium
  • Te : Terrilium
  • S : Sodium
Once you have ordered your TeSTeS you'll be able to produce your own matrix of
  • S : Sulfur
  • P : Phosphorus
  • Er : Erbium
  • (M) : Matrix

If you can produce enough SPEr(M) you be able to then develope what is known in the business as a Boron-Americium-Bismuth-Nitro-Oxide made from:

  • B : Boron
  • Am : Americium
  • Bi : Bismuth
  • N : Nitrogen
  • O : Oxygen

This BAmBiNO will not only take up all your time in additional maintenance and attention, but the onging costs will deplete your bank balance considerably.

Think wisely before you start producing your SPEr(M) and about where you leave it, as a BAmBiNO is a life changing modification for you and your car!
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:hysterically_laughi:hysterically_laughi:clap2:
 
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