I would just like to say

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Anova day of plodding aboot in the mud feckn silly moo turned to water off from the neebs field
but stripped the handle on the fitting ffs an hour 1/2 later I got the water on & the chap never
done it properly so they had a swimming pool to empty lol tis done & all buried now apart from
the trench in the field. Now they want a price for a new road fk me is half a mile long o_O
 
kevstar said:
Anova day of plodding aboot in the mud feckn silly moo turned to water off from the neebs field
but stripped the handle on the fitting ffs an hour 1/2 later I got the water on & the chap never
done it properly so they had a swimming pool to empty lol tis done & all buried now apart from
the trench in the field. Now they want a price for a new road fk me is half a mile long o_O
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Don't give them a price mate, walk away telling her you have a lot of jobs on at the moment, that this (the road) was unexpected and you'll get back to them when you have a "window". ;)
(and once she's feckin paid you!!);)
Do not envy you any at all workin in Passchendaele:(:(:(
 
Stanleysteamer said:
Don't give them a price mate, walk away telling her you have a lot of jobs on at the moment, that this (the road) was unexpected and you'll get back to them when you have a "window". ;)
(and once she's feckin paid you!!);)
Do not envy you any at all workin in Passchendaele:(:(:(
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No way im doing it this year haha
Trouble is I know the chap half way up the road as I done his roof last year, they are all chipping
in to get it done.
 
kevstar said:
Its deffo some sort of lime green o_O
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Lime green?
not coming round yours for a Daiquiri!!!
More like Snot Green as made famous in the opening chapter of Ulysses by James Joyce, "the snot green, scrotum-tightening sea".
(The book sounds more exciting than it is, stream of conscientiousness (bollix) trip round Dublin that could only ever be understood by a Dubliner.) Have yet to finish it. Like swimming through sewage. Dive in, don't open your eyes or mouth and come up for air as often as you can. Famous book among the nobs. so they tell me!):D:D:D
 
kevstar said:
No way im doing it this year haha
Trouble is I know the chap half way up the road as I done his roof last year, they are all chipping
in to get it done.
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Oh dear! a private road. urghhh!:eek::eek::eek:
My ex s-i-l and his Dad both live on a long unadopted, tarmac road. Some of the neighbours are good, some are OK and some are absolute sh!te. All the houses are worth a fortune and on big plots. But when it comes to repairing potholes, putting in sleeping policemen to slow down those who treat it as a rat run etc., it is a feckin nightmare. One year these two did the whole road themselves. Trying to get money off those who lived there was awful and in the end they actually got abuse from those who refused to pay up but still drove up and down the road every day. :mad::mad::mad:
So if your peeps all agree and come up with the money up front, you'll be doing well!;)
 
Stanleysteamer said:
NO!!!!!
https://www.asurion.com/connect/tech-tips/spilled-water-on-laptop/#:~:text=Turn your laptop upside down,the components of your laptop.
rice is an urban myth, sadly.
:(:(:(
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It is worth noting that your quote is from a company touting for custom!

It also said 'do not put your laptop into rice' - I agree BUT I suggest that putting some rice grains into the laptop is rather different from putting the laptop into the rice.
Putting a few grains into your salt pot stops the moisture ruining the salt, too - handy when leaving a caravan/MH over winter.:)
 
derwendolly said:
It is worth noting that your quote is from a company touting for custom!

It also said 'do not put your laptop into rice' - I agree BUT I suggest that putting some rice grains into the laptop is rather different from putting the laptop into the rice.
Putting a few grains into your salt pot stops the moisture ruining the salt, too - handy when leaving a caravan/MH over winter.:)
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And when it's done it's job you'll have a nice little snack.. :)
 
Stanleysteamer said:
Oh dear! a private road. urghhh!:eek::eek::eek:
My ex s-i-l and his Dad both live on a long unadopted, tarmac road. Some of the neighbours are good, some are OK and some are absolute sh!te. All the houses are worth a fortune and on big plots. But when it comes to repairing potholes, putting in sleeping policemen to slow down those who treat it as a rat run etc., it is a feckin nightmare. One year these two did the whole road themselves. Trying to get money off those who lived there was awful and in the end they actually got abuse from those who refused to pay up but still drove up and down the road every day. :mad::mad::mad:
So if your peeps all agree and come up with the money up front, you'll be doing well!;)
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speed humps have a place i guess, but if hate having to drive over them to and from my house!! And if it's the long strips, that would put a stop to myducati :(
Speed bumps just make people rev and brake more, should be banned
 
derwendolly said:
It is worth noting that your quote is from a company touting for custom!

It also said 'do not put your laptop into rice' - I agree BUT I suggest that putting some rice grains into the laptop is rather different from putting the laptop into the rice.
Putting a few grains into your salt pot stops the moisture ruining the salt, too - handy when leaving a caravan/MH over winter.:)
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You just don't want rice in the moving parts like the fan, blocking vents etc
 
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