I would just like to say

[Stanleysteamer]

Turn em aunty clockwise trick is just to hold em gently & pull n twist, I coodney find ma tick hook.
Got the little fecker all his legs wiggling help help nope feckn splat good nite ye dirdy little bastid.

This was a t(r)ick question!
It don't matter which way you turn them as long as you do turn them, one way or the other!
Glad you got the little bastid off!
Did it spurt much when you smashed it?
Larvely!!!

 

[kevstar]

Tell peeps this yeer we're avvin a recession crispmus where yer spend nuffink. And yer can't afford yer eatin bill.

Yes thats probably about rite I doo eat alot

 

[kevstar]

This was a t(r)ick question!
It don't matter which way you turn them as long as you do turn them, one way or the other!
Glad you got the little bastid off!
Did it spurt much when you smashed it?
Larvely!!!

Haha tic question aye just one big spurt

 

[Def90man]

Just ordered apple wood chips from amazoom to smoke some fish tomorrow.

The shops not got any fags in your neck of the woods?

 

[Stanleysteamer]

The shops not got any fags in your neck of the woods?

He's plannin on movin to Arbroath!

 

[Def90man]

He's plannin on movin to Arbroath!

 

[Hippo]

Me wuks phooter has hadda blue screen. Eye is updating it wiv bios updates.

 

[Hippo]

Yes thats probably about rite I doo eat alot

Yer'll haf ter choose between eatin and eating.

 

[Turktowner]

Just ordered apple wood chips from amazoom to smoke some fish tomorrow.

I kept all the saw dusty stuff left after I chained up that apple tree, fink it'll work for smokin?

 

[Turktowner]

Mornin all.
Luvli start onna souf coast.
My ickle paddly pool gots a puncture overnite, more gorilla tape then.

An a question for horsey types like @Hicap phill .
Any recommendations for leather food / treatment for some ole dried up Moroccan pouffes?
(Stan incoming.. 3.. 2...)

Have a smashing day peeps

 

[DanClarke]

I kept all the saw dusty stuff left after I chained up that apple tree, fink it'll work for smokin?

Yes, in a smoke-tin.

 

[DanClarke]

Mornin all.
Luvli start onna souf coast.
My ickle paddly pool gots a puncture overnite, more gorilla tape then.

An a question for horsey types like @Hicap phill .
Any recommendations for leather food / treatment for some ole dried up Moroccan pouffes?
(Stan incoming.. 3.. 2...)

Have a smashing day peeps

Neatsfoot oil?

 

[DanClarke]

Morning all
Another lovely day here.
Off in a mo to take her car to the car-quacks - AGAIN. Same fault.
Ruddy BMW engine, too highly tuned for its own good.
Have a good day.

 

[doriz]

Not sure whether a cocktail of ale and scotch or late night early morning is the cause of my malaise this morning

 

[Stanleysteamer]

I kept all the saw dusty stuff left after I chained up that apple tree, fink it'll work for smokin?

Provided it is chips and not sawdust which it shouldn't be!!!
But prolly not as they'll be too small.
But then I know feck all so am now expecting a penny lecture on how to smoke stuff!!

 

[Stanleysteamer]

Mornin all.
Luvli start onna souf coast.
My ickle paddly pool gots a puncture overnite, more gorilla tape then.

An a question for horsey types like @Hicap phill .
Any recommendations for leather food / treatment for some ole dried up Moroccan pouffes?
(Stan incoming.. 3.. 2...)

Have a smashing day peeps

(Well I can't disappoint now can I?!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
KY-Jelly!!!!!!!

Actooly all sorts of leather revivers are ont market. "Leather Revive?" https://www.furnitureclinic.co.uk/blog/how-to-soften-old-dried-out-leather/
Depends how hard you rode the old poofs!! and I'm sure @Hicap phill will have his own potions!
Have a nice day!!!

 

[Stanleysteamer]

Not sure whether a cocktail of ale and scotch or late night early morning is the cause of my malaise this morning

Go back to bed till you fell better!!
After a big glass of water, a pinch of salt and a biggish spoon full of sugar.
You're dehydrated.
Works for me every time!

 

[doriz]

I’ve got 5 sodding dogs to babysit - two are 14 weeks old. Fam gone shopping.

 

[DanClarke]

Provided it is chips and not sawdust which it shouldn't be!!!
But prolly not as they'll be too small.
But then I know feck all so am now expecting a penny lecture on how to smoke stuff!!

Applewood chips work really well, soaked for 30 mins then shoved in a smoker box on top of the bbq grate. Works well.
I must say that the JD Whisky barrel chips were very good too.

 

[DanClarke]

OK, call placed to the Ambulance service. They will be with me later on.
Probably be absent from parade for a day or two if they takes me in.
Cheers all!