I would just like to say

[Stanleysteamer]

I've got one of those on the end of each arm

A mate of mine and I once saw a prog where a pilot of small aircraft said that if you stuck your hand out of the window into the slipstream, palm foremost with fingers closed, like you were cupping a wimmins threepenny, it actually felt just like it. and the faster you flew the bigger the boob felt. So we used to walk down the street or sit in a pub eyeing up the wiiminfolk and say to each other "60 knot, that one, eh?" "No, more like 80". Peeps had no idea what we were on about.

So next time you are motoring on a bit, open the window and try it. You'll love it!"

 

[Stanleysteamer]

Feller's coming to fit the new stair carpet tomoz so ought to go to bye-byes, but can't be fecked, so I'll watch another Wheeler Dealers.
One I watched last night had Ant Anstead going on about what his dad told him when testing compression and leakdown. I.e. supposedly old skool but he had to go and get out a boroscope to show the piston damage he suspected from his "old skool" testing. But did he chuck a bit of oil in the cylinders then do the comp test again? from the start?
Did he feck!
Which is what I'd a done right from the off.

Funny, as normally he is pretty good.
Sleep well folks!

 

[Hicap phill]

Morning.
Dry,sun just putting some colour in the clear sky

 

[Dippypud]

Morning all, not so breezy today ... and brighter too ..

 

[derwendolly]

The sun's up and running again. Never thought I would say this but we need some rain.
The downside of these sunny mornings is that the dogs want to be up and out even earlier and earlier.
Enjoy your day folks.

 

[Turktowner]

Mornin all..
Somebody has fixed the weather! Is beautiful out there, snot gonna be too ot neever..
A rare school night pub pint is on the cards

 

[Shimsteriom]

Morning all

Dull and dampish today. I hope my new wiper blades arrive soon.

Have a good day

 

[Turktowner]

Morning all

Dull and dampish today. I hope my new wiper blades arrive soon.

Have a good day

How's the push bike hunt goin Shimmy?

 

[My Old Landy]

Morning, hope all is well in LZ land

 

[Glasgie]

Guid morn

That massive dark cloud is covering Scotland...….. again !

 

[Beneagles]

Guid morn

That massive dark cloud is covering most of Scotland...….. again !

but the sun is shining the the Glen where God maintains His holiday cottage.

 

[My Old Landy]

It's sunny down south.......

 

[kevstar]

You'll be able to afford to retire soon, don't worry.

Aye that would be nice dont think id be able to stop working tho

 

[My Old Landy]

Aye that would be nice dont think id be able to stop working tho

I think you will be one of those who just drop dead whilst still doing something useful hopefully not before you are 110

 

[kevstar]

Morning all ive no time to catch up, noo charger ordered for my lappy.
Hope it does the trick.

Anyhoo have a nice day tis drizzly here atm but warm.
Ses yez efta.

 

[kevstar]

I think you will be one of those who just drop dead whilst still doing something useful hopefully not before you are 110

I always thought that too. It just happened to my mates uncle fit as a fiddle out cutting the grass
& just dropped. Nice n quick just the trick.

 

[DanClarke]

Morning All
The local star is back with us once more.
I will be going to the gym later, honest!
I shall probably do some more of the required house-painting today too.
Have a good day everyone.

 

[JimS]

Suns out Guns out
Sealant guns that is, might do a bit on the garage refurb. New roof's on, old leaky asbestos crinkly one is no more. Need to sort out side door, bit of wiring then just wait for the new garage doors to turn up

 

[My Old Landy]

I am starting on getting the landy prepped for its mot. It will be required to tow a trailer soon (I hope!) to take my workshop machines into storage.

 

[derwendolly]

Morning, hope all is well in LZ land

Perfect! Couldn't be better.